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@hallcommajon

I am a short man who enjoys reading funny things. Also singer and guitar player for the Big Cats of Austin, Texas. He/him

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I’ll be honest: I genuinely thought this li’l diagram was a joke the first time I saw it. I still kind of can’t believe it’s for real.

12.03.2026 13:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably not significant that this route cuts through two different countries. Probably wouldn’t be any complications or expenses associated with that.

12.03.2026 13:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mind-blowing.

12.03.2026 04:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes it’s hard to tell whether I’m a little sick or just 57.

12.03.2026 00:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wow an antiracist nazi that’s new

11.03.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a certain kind of person who desperately wants to view poverty as a moral failing rather than a societal failure.

11.03.2026 01:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Thank God I don’t need to go anywhere near downtown.

11.03.2026 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh fuck, it’s South by Southwest this weekend. Goddamnit.

11.03.2026 00:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

“Go fuck yourself, Aunt Carol.”

06.10.2025 04:28 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

no not our storied and very legitimate board of peace

10.03.2026 22:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

After this, having been a FOX News regular needs to be disqualifying for public service.

10.03.2026 15:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A television showing The Great British Sewing Bee. The judges have just entered the sewing room, and Esme Young, a tiny, older woman, is the focus of the shot. The closed caption reads “Fuck sake.”

She had actually said, “Oh, I say.”

A television showing The Great British Sewing Bee. The judges have just entered the sewing room, and Esme Young, a tiny, older woman, is the focus of the shot. The closed caption reads “Fuck sake.” She had actually said, “Oh, I say.”

I don’t think that’s what she said, Closed Captioner.

10.03.2026 13:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sidewalk with the word “RUN” in all caps written in blue chalk.

A sidewalk with the word “RUN” in all caps written in blue chalk.

Almost as alarming as this.

10.03.2026 13:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dropped four grains of Spanish rice on the floor, and holy SHIT, did I make the dog’s night.

10.03.2026 00:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was an absolute disaster today.

10.03.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh a BMW what a surprise

09.03.2026 23:56 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Hey, I appreciate that you’re making a go at alt text, but things like “frame 4806 of ep 12 season 2” are not helpful.

09.03.2026 21:24 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I guess I don’t understand what “moderate” means. I thought it meant “We’ll let the billionaires keep a couple of billion dollars,” but it kind of seems to mean “We’ll recognize the humanity of MOST people.”

That doesn’t seem that moderate to me.

09.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Regarding daylight saving time versus standard time, my position remains the same: Pick one and stick with it. Don’t care which.

08.03.2026 18:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I used to wonder what Trump had on Lindsey Graham, but now I think he just really likes this shit.

08.03.2026 18:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This, right here, is absolutely the first time I’m learning that this movie exists.

08.03.2026 05:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Ocean Blue - Between Something and Nothing
The Ocean Blue - Between Something and Nothing YouTube video by jdbsince1990

This Friday’s favorite is “Between Something and Nothing” by the Ocean Blue.

06.03.2026 18:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

See? That’s why we need to be told it was dignified. Hard to tell otherwise.

08.03.2026 03:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An absolute signature of this regime and its toadies is feeling the need to assert things that in ordinary times we would just assume, such as that the transfer of military remains would be dignified.

08.03.2026 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Remember to change your clocks tonight for all those very good reasons we all know.

08.03.2026 01:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t any of these dipshits have a suit that fits?

07.03.2026 21:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small, blooming bluebonnet flower.

A small, blooming bluebonnet flower.

First of the season.

07.03.2026 21:23 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If anyone wants to block me, I consider that to be 100% none of my business.

24.09.2024 00:14 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

It’s Inevitable, if you hand power to members of a death cult, whether it’s MAGA or evangelicals or fascists, that they will destroy your country and if given the chance the world. There’s no navigating it, no avoiding it other than to keep them from power indefinitely.

07.03.2026 17:43 👍 139 🔁 23 💬 3 📌 1

I too have fond memories of the happy innocence of america when I was a child (a meatgrinder war in Vietnam, huge constitutional crisis with watergate on the horizon, gas shortages, inflation, political assassinations, etc etc)

07.03.2026 18:33 👍 436 🔁 39 💬 31 📌 0