Remember, this is also performative for an audience of one, and that person has the intellect of a 7th grader. Cliché's are the only thing he understands.

He just wants to blow shit up.

Cats are the best...

....no refund because of trump

I hope every single one of them says "Nope".

That's what I was thinking, too. What conversations did they? What assurances did Target make? Were any asked for?

Agreed

It's as if the new CEO is taking a page from the president's delusional playbook: if I say it, it must be so.

trump and Hegseth just want to blow shit up

No, he's not that smart. He just wants to blow shit up.

The DOW? What does the stock market have to do with a military investigation. (I'm being intentionally obtuse.)

That's very, very good!

Da fuq?

Thanks for the laugh!

You're on the wrong site.

Yes. Yes we do.

EDIT: now that I see he is an English cat, I'm going with Nigel.

"Bob " immediately popped in my head before I even read the text.

What makes you think he talked at ANY generals? He consulted no one and told his sycophants to make it happen.

You're assuming he knows how to read...

Lawsuit coming in 3....2....

The hockey guy???

Chewing cut glass and running my fingernails over a chalkboard.

He's only doing this because of Pres. Obama's comments the other day.

I now see what you're doing. Brilliant!

She's already got that pardon in place....

Samesy

Andrew Jackson would like a word...

My opinion: Kirk's shirt is low cut because William Shatner was HOT. Spock and Kirk stand so close for camera blocking purposes. Remember, we're talking early 1960's technology. Finally, tribbles are AWESOME.

I hope they all attend the call so they can plan accordingly