Streaming show title card for the show "alien sharks" they're just making up shit now and pretending it's science
This is what your obsession with shark week has led to. Shame on you
It's NOT that! Jeez. You wouldn't pirate my pivot to a self help grift dot jpeg
NO! No... It's very different
There are still hammers, but your not bonesmashing
Send me money and I'll explain the process
Im starting to think that I've discovered the one way to be terminally online and also not be poisoned by the Internet. It's called clout mogging
My Grammarly AI bot rewrites your book into an angry expletive-filled incoherent email to Chuck Schumer
Lol it's still a banger
Put it on a shelf right below the wall art
Sometimes you gotta do the time
Damnit, there goes my smoke alarm
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE! WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG $1,000,000 PRIZE!
Wait til you see where he pulls the spinach out of
Seems impossible to me
Lol, did they port it over the HGTV at least so it has an audience?
Fear of capitalist liability robbed you of your powers 😫
You don't need a toilet wand if your stream is strong enough
MrBeast with a rope around his neck attached to a mine "Tied to A Mine in the Strait of Hormuz!"
MrBeast (Series, 2015 - )
What's important about it being 80 degrees yesterday and snowing today is that no one is happy
Blockity block block block
It's 2026
Once again tapping the sign:
The attempts to counter argue here are wild. ’Christ was unvaccinated’ is an instant classic.
Look at all these people, no phones, just living in the moment
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to the Strait of Hormuz.”
They're all doing it wrong. Jesus furious rn
More like the gay of Hormuz
Find God for the pivot to commercial soft rock. Then kill god for the metal album to complete the trilogy
Sir! I've checked the archive, we've got 4,000 plans with titles like, "for the love of God, don't close the straight" and one work dinner receipt for $7.6 million dollars of "lobster butter"
