Don’t forget the smell too
25.02.2026 03:05
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Don’t forget the smell too
You’re forgetting the 4th too Ron
We found the one thing he sells that they won’t buy. Wow
Pardon incoming in 3, 2, 1
That and he doesn’t wash his hands after using the bathroom (allegedly)
Dear Tom, man fearing for your safety must really suck. Signed, Gretchen Whitmer and Josh Shapiro
Assuming they’re contractors (and getting paid) NY and CA legislatures should pass a 100% marginal tax rate of anything over $1 earned as it’s source income for performing said duties in their states
Every bartender l've ever met is better at de-escalating conflict than the police
This is true.
pizzapastaprozac 6h 1/20 A heist movie but it's Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it's simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal. .. Replies + dropsofjam 2h Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.
This would be a summer blockbuster on par with Barbie
Expected in NYC, SF, Philly, etc (and job well done). Especially impressed with Utah, Idaho, and Iowa
That jawn is full
Check out Lin Manuel’s latest “The Warriors - Musical” album
Or, glass half full, drop a “Parental Advisory” logo on it and make it black and white and you have one of the sickest 90’s album covers
I think he meant “No, new wars” but punctuation was never their strong suit
Kick his ass Rach!
If you are dumb or naive enough to believe the grifters on the right who tell you they’re oppose to immigration because it drives down wages for native-born workers, just ask them 1) if they support raising the minimum wage and 2) how come the GOP doesn’t? Go ahead.
He won’t want to get his hair wet
If we get through this as a country, the rap opera Lin-Manuel Miranda is going to drop about Gavin Newsom is gonna be fire
The situation in Los Angeles looks so bad Oklahoma has already banned it from being taught in schools.
Definitely a show on Fox News or OAN
I hear you can call Sam’s office for more information on pet ferrets
Specifically offense. No wonder the defense fell they day Tommy showed up at the Capitol
Got a nice compliment on my Low Road Dems shirt the other day. Keep fighting Al!
Like OJ telling other dudes to be a good husband
I was hoping for queso
You can get out of your own head by using the tools of cognitive restructuring
Finally finished Captain America: Brave New World, and all I want to see is Red Hulk do things the President does - State of the Union Address, nominate a Supreme Court Justice, pardon a turkey at Thanksgiving, etc.
“Check’s in the mail”
