He's just trying to bamboozle the ladies into believing his inseam is two sizes too big. Ain't gonna work, Little Marco!
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He's just trying to bamboozle the ladies into believing his inseam is two sizes too big. Ain't gonna work, Little Marco!
You know, Drumf's not going to like that you called his intelligence "outdated." Start writing your apology now.
It's why Musk hired him. Vulture of a feather, as I say.
Good little Doge Nazis.
Poor little sociopath. Life's gonna be SO hard for him as he gets older. He'll go from disappointment to disappointment, blaming everyone else for his failures. Especially when he realizes he's not only fighting against all of human nature, but was also used as a disposable tool by his employer.
The "Stable Genius" is not…
Yes, she has an amazing voice and stage presence. Her Wikipedia page is like a mile long! Disappointed I never saw her live and in person.
Eeeeeeewwwwwww!
Yup. Just another example of Bill being relevant for all time. Or perhaps it's just Miss Shirley Bassey?
Yum! Does he deliver to Maryland?
Nice going CBS. Now her daughter may never see her mother again.
True "Men of Peace". I hope their (and our) prayers are answered.
That explains A LOT. 🙄
No way. It's the only thing that *mostly* hides her smug, pouty-lipped face.
All the while she's thinking, "Don't look at me. You're the one with the big brain, Monkey Boy."
Hey, it’s better than the whale lard craze. Shiver me timbers!
They'll understand once they learn about arthritis.
Wow. He has the same sickly orange glow as the POTUS. Happy New Year!
In lighter news, Drumph has been nominated, "Most Likely To Be The Antichrist." So there's that.
That's what happens when people expose themselves to the Musk-X-2025 virus. Let's all work toward a cure. 🙏
A wrong Grok post making up a white guy who stopped the Australian mass shooting.
BBC 'Hero' who wrestled gun from Bondi shooter named as Ahmed al Ahmed Emily Atkinson Sun, December 14, 2025 at 1:06 p.m. CST 2 min read A "hero" bystander who was filmed wrestling a gun from one of the Bondi Beach attackers has been named as 43-year-old Ahmed al Ahmed. Video verified by the BBC showed Mr Ahmed run at the gunman and seize his weapon, before turning the gun round on him, forcing his retreat. Mr Ahmed, a fruit shop owner and father of two, remains in hospital, where he has undergone surgery for bullet wounds to his arm and hand, his family told 7News Australia.
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The Snooze Button is an unforgiving A-hole.
So simple even Drumph with his kindergartner intellect can explain it:
"The last guy got to nap during meetings, so can I!"
But seriously, though, we should demand that Congress set a realistic age range for our Presidents. Perhaps in the 40-70 age range.
Impeach MAGA entirely.
Tech Writing: Just that easy!
Yes, we have "Christian" neighbors in their 60s and 70s who LOVE Drumph. I haven't bothered to question their belief since I learned long ago that their beliefs in fantasy are far stronger than my tolerance for a "Bully God."
There's always "those people." The ones who are wealthy and want to look pious, and the ones who aren't rich, but will pretend until they, "make it or break it."
As the Jesus of the play "GodSpell" reminds us: "Liars and Pharisees, hypocrites that you are!"
Let's hope this is just the first in a growing shitpile of dissatisfaction. I remember his first term, nearing the end of his first year, when the country started waking up from its year-long bender and realized in horror who they had given the keys to our country. Impeach him now before it's worse.
So much for reversing global warming if she gets her way. What was the Nobel Committee thinking?
