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genX/human/OFMD nerd/real estate novelist/potato/idiot πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/aRealHumanBartender

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thought about this one yesterday, so have a take two tuesday rec.

10.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

i LOVE this fic

10.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to set up a vpn for this bc I’m dying to see it

10.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why do Tuesdays
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why?!?

(pissy emails from the school, house damage at my grandmother’s we need to fix stat, my neighbor’s surveyor banging on the door to access our yard…sneeze sneeze…sneeze…) my baby has my car so no iced coffees lol😭

10.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love that

10.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Yes, That's When
Rosemerry Wahtola Trommer
I like my body when I'm in the woods and I forget my body. I forget that arms, that legs, that nose. I forget that waist,
that nerve, that skin. And I aspen. I mountain.
I river. I stone. Ieaf. I path. I flower.
Ilike when I evergreen, current and berry.
I like when I mushroom, avalanche, cliff.
And everything is yes then, and everything new: wild iris, duff, waterfall, dew.

Yes, That's When Rosemerry Wahtola Trommer I like my body when I'm in the woods and I forget my body. I forget that arms, that legs, that nose. I forget that waist, that nerve, that skin. And I aspen. I mountain. I river. I stone. Ieaf. I path. I flower. Ilike when I evergreen, current and berry. I like when I mushroom, avalanche, cliff. And everything is yes then, and everything new: wild iris, duff, waterfall, dew.

10.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

daaaaaaaaamn πŸ”₯

10.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hugs. Love a sliver of good news - I hope lots and lots of great things followπŸ’—

10.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
a white china cup and saucer with an elephant print

a white china cup and saucer with an elephant print

I might still be missing that hour of sleep but I’m doing it with my replica β€œDarjeeling Limited” teacup so whatever, time. (insert intro chords to This Time Tomorrow)

10.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this show has probably my all time favorite television scene - I think about it too often (homeward bound)

09.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh sorry, big soft πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

09.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every SINGLE piece of art on there was amazing - the writer’s chat was over the moon and it was so hard to pick just 10! Idk which is yours but you will def get a match

09.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn’t matched last year. It’s such a bummer. BUT! There’s a round 2 and opportunities do have a way of popping up🀞

09.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am a very different person when it is 60 and sunny.

09.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

haha he looks like he’s sleeping with his eyes open in the second one

09.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel this too - like a box that says technically female but looking lol. I feel pretty over femaleness at 52

09.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone was pouring out to take photos of it

08.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
pink and blue striped sky with trees/rooflines

pink and blue striped sky with trees/rooflines

well ok

08.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

then it’s a classic. classic is πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there are infinity billion ways to get a lighthouse tattoo - if it means something to you fuck that guy and his cliche-mongering!

08.03.2026 22:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚ just seeing images of this now - what happened?

08.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just a wee bit busy I’d say😬

08.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have never done one for temple but short and specific always works - avoid anything you know you can’t get through. One of my cousins played a voicemail his father had left - very charming and not sad. At my uncle’s all the kids repeated his last words (its a beautiful day) with one anecdoteπŸ’—

08.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jenny Lewis: See Fernando
Jenny Lewis: See Fernando YouTube video by Leonardo

yes, Jenny, I would indeed like to go where they chain up the sun

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HNsN...

08.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

montage!

08.03.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

08.03.2026 12:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a lab coat is washing his eyes in a sink in a bathroom . ALT: a man in a lab coat is washing his eyes in a sink in a bathroom .

me spending $9million on various undereye products and masks and drops and little cold rollers when what would actually work for tired puffy eyes is just to stop reading/screens for a week…

07.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

07.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

even better - all that money goes to a great cause!

07.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

some of you are secretly rich and I love that for you🀣

07.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0