Nate Riley

They’re saying your chain is fake, Drake.

NFL Announcers: there’s no Patrick Mahomes in these playoffs.

Caleb Williams: hold my nail polish.

This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

Dear baby Jesus,

This holiday season, please grant me the strength not to care about Dolphins football until 2027. Please lord save me from the temptation of watching a second of this Tua led trash in 2026.

🙏

This final drive here is pretty emblematic of the Dolphins entire season. Just too little too late too slow.

Pretty great results for us locally throughout Onondaga county! I’ve been working with the party for a decade now to get to this point! Finally arrived!

The worst part about defending Tua with all these advanced stats for 5 years is that illiterate morons who only half watch the games while doomscrolling and drinking 10 miller lights had better insight than the rest of us that watched, rewatched, and deep dived stats. The nerds lose again.

🚨 BREAKING:

Republicans are lashing out at the creators of this new ad.

They're TERRIFIED.

It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as pedophile-protectors.

You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!

#ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

@myspacemegan.bsky.social the oughts really were the best time for music and television and politics

If the Lakers are worth $10B then about 10 teams in the NFL are worth ✨ at least ✨ that much.

Bob Costas nailed it. 🎯

A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.

Fascinating.

You should build a database going back 10 years to compare the “instant” analysis (within 1 week to draft) to the 1, 3, 5 year post-draft analysis.

Can then compare graders and flush out more subjectivity, giving us an indication of who is actually good at evaluating talent.

Email from DHS revoking parole, unnamed recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 1

Email from DHS revoking parole, unknown recipient, received by Nicole Micheroni. Part 2

Some personal news: the Department of Homeland Security has given me, an immigration lawyer born in Newton, Massachusetts, seven days to leave the U.S. Does anyone know if you can get Italian citizenship through great-grandparents?

I guess adding an additional 1 day/week of upper body lifting has worked?

Ummmmm…… #AppleFitness #Workout #Natty

🤣 #FuckTheJets

Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important

Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone

Call it a Day Of Transparency

The Chiefs can mount a comeback but only if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.

Vic Fangio for MVP. Make it happen nfl.com

Chiefs will not be back here for awhile. 3 consecutive playoffs is nearly an extra season. This OL will not get fixed in one season. Gonna lose some coaches. I’d short Chiefs for a few seasons.

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

Who has a better shot at a comeback Drake or Mahomes? 🪦 #ChiefsKingdomAbdicated

The only person more cooked than the Chiefs is Aubrey. 😬 🧊

Looks like Dr. Pepper, PhD. Professor of cuteness. 🥰

If the Red States won’t let us have Kamala, we are taking their country award and giving it to Beyoncé. #Grammys

The Grammys are the best award show and it’s not particularly close. Where do you get your favorite artists collaborating to make new music, jokes, entertainment news, and TAYLOR SWIFT every single year?!?

Part of the Apple News sub (otherwise I would)

@mcuban.bsky.social bro you ok? Whatever you got going on, it’ll get better, I promise ❤️‍🩹

SUBJECT: Temporary Pause of Agency Grant, Loan, and Other Financial Assistance Programs 'The American people elected Donald J. Trump to be President of the United States and gave him a mandate to increase the impact of every federal taxpayer dollar. In Fiscal Year 2024. of the nearly $10 trillion that the Federal Government spent, more than $3 trillion was Federal financial assistance, such as grants and loans. Career and political appointees in the Executive Branch have a duty to align Federal spending and action with the will of the American people as expressed through Presidential priorities. Financial assistance should be dedicated to advancing Administration priorities, focusing taxpayer dollars to advance a stronger and safer America, eliminating the financial burden of inflation for citizens, unleashing American energy and manufacturing, ending wokeness" and the weaponization of government, promoting efficiency in government, and Making America Healthy Again. The use of Federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism, and green new deal social engineering policies is a waste of taxpayer dollars that does not improve the day-to-day lives of those we serve. This memorandum requires Federal agencies to identify and review all Federal financial assistance programs and supporting activities consistent with the President's policies and requirements. For example, during the initial days of his Administration, President Donald J Trump issued a series of executive orders to protect the American people and safeguard valuable taxpayer resources, including Protecting the American People Against Invasion (Jan. 20, 2025). Reevaluating and Realigning United States Foreign Aid (Jan 20, 2025), Putting America First in International Environmental Agreements (Jan. 20, 2025). Unleashing American Energy (Jan. 20. 2025). Ending Radical and Wasteful Government DEI Programs and Preferencing (Jan. 20.

ent these orders, each agency must complete a comprehensive analysis of all jal assistance programs to identify programs, projects, and activities that any of the President's executive orders. In the interian, to the extent applicable law, Federal agencies must temporarily pause all activities related disbursement of all Federal financial assistance, and other relevant agency nay be implicated by the executive orders, including, but not limited to, financial surice tot foreign nongovernmental organizations, DEL woke gender ideology, and the pause will provide the Administration time to review agency programs of the funding for those programs consistent with the law and the he temporary pause will become effective on January 28, 2025, at 5:00 rehensive analysis. Federal agencies must immediately deadlines for assistance programs arising while the les must report this information to OMB along with an directs Federal agencies to pause all activities associated conducting merit review panels No later than Febrar - 10. 2025, agencies shail submit to OMB detailed information on any programs projects or activities subject to this pause. Each agency must pause. (i) issuance of disbursement of Federal funds under all open awards, and (il) other relevant has reviewed provided guidance to your agency with respect to the information act recordin grant and ptions allowing Federal agencies to issue new awards or take other case basis. To the extent required by law, Federal agencies may continue nistrative actions. such as closeout of Federal awards (2 CFR 200.344), or expressly required by law

NEW — OMB temporarily pauses all agency grants and loans programs.

Per copy of memo: "The use of Federal resources to advance Marxist equity, transgenderism, and green new deal social engineering policies is a waste of taxpayer dollars that does not improve the day-to-day lives of those we serve."