Richard E Frankel

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one. But not all assholes—especially Trump—should share them.

In today’s episode of “Things That Should Be Disqualifying”

Dr. Oz says too many people may be alive.

Come on, Chuck! Everybody’s got Tomahawk missiles these days! I’ve got a whole bunch. Some in the basement, some in the attic. I even keep one in my car—just in case. You never know when you’re gonna need one.

The historians’ curse.

Big-time Stalin vibes here.

Like a group photo of smiling tourists at Auschwitz.

Everything, that is, except actually starting the armed conflict.

REALITY: This will absolutely become a long, protracted military engagement.

Self-proclaimed tough guy actually terrified of everything.

Q: Yeah, whatever. No just answer the question.

The president has set a very specific mission to accomplish. We just won’t tell you what it is.

TRUMP: You could say both.

Q: But that would be stupid.

Because I’m lying sack of shit. Why do you think?

Dementia-addled Nazi likes buying shoes for sycophants

“The war is very complete, pretty much.”

“The woman is very pregnant, kinda.”

FOX NEWS: Ever in service of the Führer

The leopard that “donated” her jacket? Kristi Noem shot it in the face.

Andy Ogles, US Congressman and Grand Dragon of the White Knights of the Republican Party, Tennessee Klavern, shares his thoughts on Muslims in America.

HOST: Something that you love that’s not family or friends?

JESUS: Lepers.

Just to clarify, is it the salt or the caramel that’s the key destructive element here?

I definitely cannot handle all this winning.

I hereby call on Brian Kilmeade right now to go and pilot a tanker through the Strait of Hormuz. Who’s with me?

Looks like it’s EPSTEIN TIME!!!

I prefer “kinetic spat.”

Hey Pam!! Can we talk about JEFFREY EPSTEIN now?

This guy should really just go back to defrauding Medicare.

Exclusive | Trump Sons Back New Drone Company Targeting Pentagon Sales Powerus says it plans to acquire Ukrainian drone technology to sell to the U.S. military.

In case you were wondering how rich talentless idiots stay rich.

Well let me just say, if there’s anyone who can solve a major problem involving organized sports, it’s definitely the guy who single-handedly brought down an entire professional football league.

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