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Ela Bambust πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (alleged transsexual)

@ela-bambust

Trans Author of transgressive fiction. Creator of NEXUS ALPHA and TEETH. Incomprehensible but the vibes are there. I like women a normal amount She/they pfp from original drawing by wryote Header by undercurrent Patreon.com/elabambust elajo.itch.io

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10.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Comedian about to be cancelled voice:

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Illegally imported

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FreeElaphant does make it sound like you’ve got a sale on endangered animals going

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every class is built around a core mechanic that sets them apart from the other ones, but also a core *system.* What i mean by that is that some characters make skill checks using 2d6, others use a d20 and even others use poker cards.

It’s a very weird system on purpose.

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The secret for the system I’m building is that you do not build a class based on your role in combat but on your narrative role.

Are you the cool stranger who needs to learn to open up? Are you the loudmouth who struggles to connect to people? Are you the emotional vampire empath?

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not a dumb question. I do! If you click the article in my pinned, you’ll go to my page, and there you can use the essay tag to access all of them :)

10.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like my women like i like my coffee

Dehydrated

10.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw i figured out how to make a ttrpg class for plural systems :)

10.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That last bit, for the last two years it's been more ppl out than in, and hhnnngngahhhghggg >_< it's so stressfulll

It's all folks who could only give a little which I totally understand, but I constantly have to push the patreon/ko-fi and the store and I HATE IT >_<

10.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Patreon saved me but the constant need to get new members, the always-dwindling numbers reminding you constantly that you can not relax for even a second, you HAVE to put in more time and effort to advertise or you will lose everything is one of the most stressful parts of my day to day life

10.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Hey wait a second

10.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Se me ha parado solo cuando dijo β€œthey’re watching us now” y me he cagado

10.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a video game character with a helmet that looks like a dolphin Alt: Zero from borderlands with their helmet saying "lol"
10.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yippee wahoo :3

10.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Patreon saved me but the constant need to get new members, the always-dwindling numbers reminding you constantly that you can not relax for even a second, you HAVE to put in more time and effort to advertise or you will lose everything is one of the most stressful parts of my day to day life

10.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

That constant trickle is so fucking maddening

10.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never not thinking about this

10.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do love me some cosmic horror

10.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeag

10.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't a fan of Sam Lake
Cause I did not like Quantum Break
But then later I found
That he'd turned it around
With my new favorite game Alan Wake

07.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Follow me for more video game haikus

07.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I cackled mischievously

10.03.2026 11:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's REALLY good work!

10.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had a doctor politely try to ask me if I was MTF or FTM so I think I'm winning gender today

10.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's never been this bad before idk what's going on

10.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sooner or later even the gods are bound to slip

10.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It really did

10.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in a Kafkaesque nightmare

10.03.2026 10:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0