Cornbread

please tell me vox and al are rival cryptid hunters both trying to catch him and failing hilariously

(and then get banged by the mothman)

Just when you thought publishing news couldn't get weirder, Grammarly’s AI bots start cosplaying as IRL writers (some from beyond the grave; others alive and prob drafting lawsuits right now).

Grammarly's "Expert Review" grift is the latest example of how AI writing tools have lost the plot. 🧵

im cackling

idk, as a vox simp, i feel like that name is a bit too cool for his selfship pairing

it needs to be something more like... unneccessaryreboot, or liveactionremake

cant teblog this its on the perfect number but i cackled so hard, this is just exactly how it went down i refuse to believe otherwise

1 😏😏😏

This is a hideous betrayal of the country, in exchange for a bribe.

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

constipated :( not enough fiber in the diets of cannibals these days

They're going to lie about birth control just as they did with trans people.

evergreen

Just cuz the creators behind the art that you enjoy are ONLINE doesn't mean you can treat them like they are not human fucking beings. Or even entitled acess to them AT ALL. My god this is what's WRONG with fandom these days. Everyone is so fucking entitled.

-longest, loudest nose inhale you ever done did heard-

you're so right

-coughs because i went too fast and my body panicked-

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

yeah.
. you SPLIT that ranch level.... 😈😈😈 jk because actually split level ranch houses are a bit cookie cutter, gotta do a victorian manor with a thing for its groundskeeper for real visual interest. a mailbox in love with its mailman

i believe in you, you've got this.

Every time you use * or @ or anything else to censor a ship, it means the people who have blocked that word have to see it.

And think about why you're censoring it. So the people who like it don't see it? Does that mean you are shitting on the ship? Keep that to DMs with your friends. Not public.

what the heck

IT'S COMING ...
FASCISM IS IN CONTROL ...
JUST LIKE PUTIN ...

tRUMPSTEIN WILL GIVE HIMSELF 95% OF OUR VOTES ... 🤬🤬🤬

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN???

this does kinda make me wonder, are lamia snake centaurs?

but also good to know theres demand to see centaurs 👀

-sips the straw-

i firmly believe neither one of them realizes the double entendre

just genuinely telling al to choke

and al genuinely 'yeah you WOULD wanna see me choke wouldnt you'

oblivious even to their own flirting 😂

go through and prune things up a lil bit

but i feel like maybe a lot of the different ace identities could be the same experiences, described by different folks in groups that weren't communicating at the time for any number of reasons, ol or in person, discord vs skype of fb groups, etc etc

maybe aces need to elect a Grand Ace Council to

specimens and paleontologists and then later get combined when understanding is better

because yeah, ace stuff is funk, its hard to know for sure and a lot of descriptions are confusing or seem duplicated. im still not sure if im gray ace, or demisexual, dont even start me on aromantic

i think aro ace and some gender discussions need an impartial internet archeologist to go thru and see what descriptions are direct overlaps, dig up the first public record of each, and inform us of the name

like they do for fossils when the same species gets named different things from different

and gets all dried out, but its Vox being jealous

'im not jealous. im not jealous. im not jealous. ..... I'M JEALOUS.'

oh absolutely, like sure he CAN tell it what to do, sometimes, when it feels like listening. IF it feels like listening. lately its been surprisingly wilful, though... most troublesome

😂 Val would eat it up. Vox would seethe quietly lookin like Spongebob in that episode where he visits Sandy

the shadow is of course, unrepentant. truly Alastors ID personified. pershadowfied?

comedian in me immediately wants Als shadow messing with Vals shadow winkwonk and because Vals eyes are bad he cant figure out whats going on but he can FEEL somethings up, poor Alastor trying so hard to get his shadow back under control like 'you ASSHOLE, you are EMBARRASSING us BOTH'