Oh my God they announced it like when John Lennon got shot during Monday Night Football

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

Is it "ignore player development" or ship away every decent to good youth player you have since 2020?

Okay, I didn't know Auburn's record through this bubble discussion. Bruce Pearl has always sucked, but he's high as a kite if he thinks his nepo baby son and Auburn deserve to be in the tourney over 31-0 Miami. GTFOH

Obviously the broader culture is not in a good place but it's heartening that television keeps returning to one of the eternal storytelling themes: Padma Lakshmi imperiously striding into the room and demanding that you make her a delicious treat.

There was a period of my youth where I exclusively wore basketball jerseys that my mom got from yard sales. I had at least four of these, maybe all six.

Rondale Moore was the most electric and exciting athlete I've ever watched. Moved like a water bug with the strength of an ox. RIP to a legend

This ASG might be the best Kawhi has played outside of the Raptors title

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate.

(I am going to go cry now)

I mean... that's the answer. Everyone on the team/in the front office talked about competing this year, and the wheels fell off. Not sure if this is bitterness because OKC got slammed for tanking over the course of years, but I'll leave you to your crusade that the Pacers are properly ridiculed.

I don't think the Pacers gave any thought to tanking until like half the squad was injured for the first month. It was basically Siakam and G League guys while Mathurin, Nesmith, Nembhard, Toppin, etc were out.

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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I could be wrong, but I don't think there's a true center in this draft that would give you anything like Zubac within the next few years. Most of these centers are really PF.

In order to get over this, I'm gonna need Braden to be like Gandalf with the Rohirrim in April.

IU's rise in football has been startling, but I think it's most startling because they aren't relying on some generational uber talent. The entire team is just kicking everyone's ass.

As a Purdue fan, I hate it!

Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.

Alexander -- Mania for Subjugation 3

A New New Deal WPA jobs program of just replacing all these stupid ass signs

Idk if this is the quintessential Onion headline but I've thought of this at least once a week for almost a decade

Hard to decide who I would prefer be fired into the Sun between Georgia Tech's offensive coordinator and defensive coordinator

This is Baha Mar aka Temu Battle 4 Atlantis.

Apparently CJ was the only one that grew up playing basketball in a church fellowship hall because no one else can shoot in this ballroom

I haven't been able to find it, but I distinctly remember some "Dow up 100000000 points" chryon on CNBC while they also showed a graphic of unemployment claims jumping by millions.

That fully cemented my plan to never day trade

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks

HBD Kurt Vonnegut, one of the best Americans ever. His Uncle Alex story is one of my absolute faves. Real hard these days to enjoy the lemonade but we really gotta try hard to keep our spirits up to fight these bastards.

The whole of the internet is now run on the things that would have not made it past your email junk filter 20 years ago.

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off