Geoff Crittenden

I made a play like this once in seventh grade, and I still think about it way more than I should.

The draft

Apple's webpage for Apple Vision Pro

They still sell this thing?

Ahead of 2028, Sen. Cory Booker to unveil bill to make $75,000 in income tax-free

This is great, but... TAX THE RICH!

We need a @sarahcpr.bsky.social special on this one.

Everything is different now. I miss the old days when Jay was still the CEO.

You people really need to get a handle on the difference between cavalry and Calvary.

The number of posts I've seen of people explaining to "the kids" what Gorillaz is after they were on SNL is too damn high.

I'm pretty sure I've heard Clint Eastwood on the radio at least once a week for the last twenty years. They know what Gorillaz is.

The NFL's salary cap economy is absolutely bonkers.

lol

I've been at war with Double Quarter Pounder®s with Cheese since 1947.

It's so much more than this. Politicians, and citizens, not properly calling out hate speech (and hate crimes) for what they are allowed the republicans to realize they could weaponize it to galvanize and mobilize voting blocs. People are not properly shamed for their ballot choices and actions.

Also, "junk" mail is how they make a lot of revenue and is a necessary evil of the Post Office continuing to operate autonomously, so please don't hate it too much.

If you see any news stories about the Post Office running out of money, it's just propaganda to get people to buy in to the idea of ending mail-in voting. Don't believe it. The USPS is one of the most efficiently-run businesses in the country and is a marvel of modern business practices.

And I hate it as much as you do, so don't bother.

Periodic pedantic reminder that it's daylight saving time, not daylight savings time.

Seriously though, why is no one talking about the fact that he’s hosting a UFC event on the White House lawn?

In hindsight, the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution with the most rose-colored glasses possible, especially considering how hard the Declaration of Independence goes.

Rhetoric is not war. War is war. Anyone saying that Kamala Harris would also have done this are loons and will be auto-blocked.

Shocker

NEW: U.S. officials say Russia is providing Iran with intelligence to target American forces in the Middle East, including the locations of U.S. warships and aircraft, WaPo reports. Pete Hegseth recently said Russia is “not really a factor here.”

…there’s sausage or bacon available? Well, any future prospects for that professional relationship ended then and there. Anyway, this is a super long-winded way of complaining about how much worse New Yorkers get over something the pettier it is. And, seriously, who gets ham & cheese for breakfast?

…shit-talking Chicago and how we don’t know it should come with American cheese, “like in New York.” I said something to the effect of, “sorry I’m not a moron who can’t read,” while I chomped into my sausage, egg, & AMERICAN cheese sandwich. Like, who gets a ham sandwich for breakfast when…

14 yrs ago, I worked a day gig in Chicago with 2 dudes from NYC. We got breakfast sandwiches, & they both got ham & cheese. When they got theirs, they looked at me and said, “Why is there Swiss on this?!” I just pointed to the menu board where it said “ham & swiss,” and they started…

A headline that says "5 Perfect PS2 Games That Nobody Remembers"

This article wasn't about the Soul Reaver series and is therefore invalid.

I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night.

It would be fucking hilarious if Oklahoma elected a Democrat to replace Mullin.

I see Cosplay Barbie got fired. I'm sure she'll totally face the consequences of her actions now.

A lone wind turbine that is not spinning.

Omigod, the wind turbine isn't spinning. We better invade Iran and drill all the baby seals!