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Pushing Magic cards through many iterations of Google Translate. Original concept by Andy Rutledge, contributions by Andy and @willweaverrva.bsky.social (posts also by Will)

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Use the "Aura" Power
1U
In Conclusion
Observe the light coming from an object attached to a stationary card, then attach that object to another stationary card that can absorb that light.
“It’s no secret. It’s just like standing in line.”

Use the "Aura" Power 1U In Conclusion Observe the light coming from an object attached to a stationary card, then attach that object to another stationary card that can absorb that light. “It’s no secret. It’s just like standing in line.”

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Aura Graft #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/10...

10.03.2026 22:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chief Expert Secretary
1G
Animal - Ranger Fae
Lightning Upgrade
Pacific Ocean Dragon
Return an uncontrollable card to its owner: Relieves stress from the target. Use only once.
1/1

Chief Expert Secretary 1G Animal - Ranger Fae Lightning Upgrade Pacific Ocean Dragon Return an uncontrollable card to its owner: Relieves stress from the target. Use only once. 1/1

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Scryb Ranger #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ts...

10.03.2026 13:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Blessed Instrument
1WW
Ancient Czech Weapons
Creatures equipped with this weapon gain +3/+3 additional life points, thus increasing their power.
If one or more animals are preventing other animals from safely entering the area, they may be removed.
Your opponent can’t force a card to destroy the gift.
Treasure 3

Blessed Instrument 1WW Ancient Czech Weapons Creatures equipped with this weapon gain +3/+3 additional life points, thus increasing their power. If one or more animals are preventing other animals from safely entering the area, they may be removed. Your opponent can’t force a card to destroy the gift. Treasure 3

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Godsend #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/jo...

09.03.2026 22:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Preview
dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair . ALT: dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .

One BILLION power!

09.03.2026 13:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Evil Heart
1G
Instant Effect
Increases power by 1 billion (can be increased by another 1 billion with use)
Removes all matter or poison. When used at its highest power, this poison removes all non-human matter.
No one knows why the living oppose Phyrexian technology, but it is a useful thing for their friends.

Evil Heart 1G Instant Effect Increases power by 1 billion (can be increased by another 1 billion with use) Removes all matter or poison. When used at its highest power, this poison removes all non-human matter. No one knows why the living oppose Phyrexian technology, but it is a useful thing for their friends.

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Tear Asunder #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/eo...

09.03.2026 13:00 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Membership
5W
Note – Main Character
When that creature enters the battle, play three 1/1 undead tokens with the following modifiers. (Each token represents a creature type.)
Repeat 6WW (Add 6WW to your deck and add this card to it. If possible, try to block your opponent’s attack this turn. Discard this card. Play it at the beginning of your next turn. Use it as a weapon.)
6/6

Membership 5W Note – Main Character When that creature enters the battle, play three 1/1 undead tokens with the following modifiers. (Each token represents a creature type.) Repeat 6WW (Add 6WW to your deck and add this card to it. If possible, try to block your opponent’s attack this turn. Discard this card. Play it at the beginning of your next turn. Use it as a weapon.) 6/6

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Belonging #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ec...

08.03.2026 22:00 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Adler's Love
3GG
Animal - Elephant
This creature always gets +1/+1 when guarded by another creature.
Is there any other option?
4/4

Adler's Love 3GG Animal - Elephant This creature always gets +1/+1 when guarded by another creature. Is there any other option? 4/4

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Rabid Wolverines #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ex...

08.03.2026 13:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Heavy Armor Game
4B
Magic Game
Each player starts with the nearest enemy, then chooses a creature they can’t control and deals damage to it.
“Shame. Do you want to see what’s hiding inside?”

Heavy Armor Game 4B Magic Game Each player starts with the nearest enemy, then chooses a creature they can’t control and deals damage to it. “Shame. Do you want to see what’s hiding inside?”

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Sadistic Shell Game #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ds...

07.03.2026 23:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
07.03.2026 17:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hot Weather
XG
What’s This?
A storm destroys all life in the sky and on earth at the same time.
“After the storm, I saw a turtle on the beach, its skin covered in grass.”
—Journey to Salvation

Hot Weather XG What’s This? A storm destroys all life in the sky and on earth at the same time. “After the storm, I saw a turtle on the beach, its skin covered in grass.” —Journey to Salvation

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Tropical Storm #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/mi...

07.03.2026 14:00 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Divine Law
3RR
Football
Breaking news
If an object or player causes damage to an object, that object or player takes damage.
The cities of Aluria and Moji differ in size and character.

Divine Law 3RR Football Breaking news If an object or player causes damage to an object, that object or player takes damage. The cities of Aluria and Moji differ in size and character.

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Dictate of the Twin Gods #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/jo...

06.03.2026 23:00 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Message
2UR
Quick!
Focus on the truth. You can get a free vaccine, at the same price, but cheaper than the original price.
“With a little knowledge, you can do a great job. Let’s see!”
—Nasari, Prisma Elder

Message 2UR Quick! Focus on the truth. You can get a free vaccine, at the same price, but cheaper than the original price. “With a little knowledge, you can do a great job. Let’s see!” —Nasari, Prisma Elder

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Reinterpret #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/c2...

06.03.2026 14:00 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Continuous Delivery
2RR
Bullets
Destroy all who oppose you. This important step is followed by another war step and then another important step.
“I’m riding a horse, I’m riding a horse / I’m riding a horse in the forest / I saw a soldier / He’s running, running, running.” —Children’s song “The Devil’s House”

Continuous Delivery 2RR Bullets Destroy all who oppose you. This important step is followed by another war step and then another important step. “I’m riding a horse, I’m riding a horse / I’m riding a horse in the forest / I saw a soldier / He’s running, running, running.” —Children’s song “The Devil’s House”

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Relentless Assault #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/vi...

05.03.2026 23:00 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Nantoho Shrine
1GG
History
When a player dies, a green X card is drawn with a value of 1/1, where X represents the number of cards with the deceased’s name in the entire deck.

Nantoho Shrine 1GG History When a player dies, a green X card is drawn with a value of 1/1, where X represents the number of cards with the deceased’s name in the entire deck.

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Nantuko Shrine #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/od...

05.03.2026 14:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Expert Status
1U
Type - Human Sorcerer
Dick — If you give this animal medicine, it will turn into a fighting animal, but it already has that capacity.
1/1

Expert Status 1U Type - Human Sorcerer Dick — If you give this animal medicine, it will turn into a fighting animal, but it already has that capacity. 1/1

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Artisan of Forms #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/th...

04.03.2026 23:00 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Duh
UB
The Sun
Look at the top two cards of your opponent’s deck. Place one card face up in your deck and the other face down. If you discard a card, you can continue to play and use mana and spells of any color.
Look at 1UB.

Duh UB The Sun Look at the top two cards of your opponent’s deck. Place one card face up in your deck and the other face down. If you discard a card, you can continue to play and use mana and spells of any color. Look at 1UB.

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Siphon Insight #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ot...

04.03.2026 14:00 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Tahoe, Strategic Aspects
2W
History of Conflict in Lake Tahoe
During the battle, Diana created a soft, white body that was a quarter of the size of a human, used it as a protective shield, and disappeared.
+1: People who want to play with you can get tickets.
-2: Choose whether to move left or right. Before the next round begins, players can attack the opposing team with their flags, which will bring both teams closer to each other.
3

Tahoe, Strategic Aspects 2W History of Conflict in Lake Tahoe During the battle, Diana created a soft, white body that was a quarter of the size of a human, used it as a protective shield, and disappeared. +1: People who want to play with you can get tickets. -2: Choose whether to move left or right. Before the next round begins, players can attack the opposing team with their flags, which will bring both teams closer to each other. 3

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Teyo, Geometric Tactician #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/cm...

03.03.2026 23:00 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Big Thinking Project
4UB
Spell
Draw three cards. Your friend is faced with a difficult choice: either discard all three cards without spending any money, or have your hand broken by the fortune teller.
“War is coming. The people will rejoice, but it will also bring death.”
—Big Thinking Project

Big Thinking Project 4UB Spell Draw three cards. Your friend is faced with a difficult choice: either discard all three cards without spending any money, or have your hand broken by the fortune teller. “War is coming. The people will rejoice, but it will also bring death.” —Big Thinking Project

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Great Intelligence's Plan #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/wh...

03.03.2026 14:00 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Beauregard Poker
2
Modern Art Style
The average size of a player’s hands is not constant.
At the beginning of the practice game, each player must remove a card and set it aside.

Beauregard Poker 2 Modern Art Style The average size of a player’s hands is not constant. At the beginning of the practice game, each player must remove a card and set it aside.

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Anvil of Bogardan #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/vi...

02.03.2026 23:00 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Due to some recent really, REALLY bad looks on the part of its designer, Rosewatta Stone will not be posting any more cards from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set. #GoogleTranslatesMTG

02.03.2026 21:06 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Breaking News
2GUR
Famous Pilots - Great Experience
+1: Write the following letters and say the meaning of each letter.
-2: Write the song “Red Dragon” in 4/4 time.
-8: Search your library for a dragon card, put it onto the battlefield, and throw it away.
4

Breaking News 2GUR Famous Pilots - Great Experience +1: Write the following letters and say the meaning of each letter. -2: Write the song “Red Dragon” in 4/4 time. -8: Search your library for a dragon card, put it onto the battlefield, and throw it away. 4

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Sarkhan Unbroken #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/dt...

02.03.2026 14:00 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
a woman wearing a white hat and a white dress says " looking good " ALT: a woman wearing a white hat and a white dress says " looking good "
02.03.2026 01:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Casey Jones, the CEO
1RR
Main Player: Angry
Casey Jones drew three cards upon entering the game board. At the start of the next round, he drew three cards without any plan.
"To the warehouse!"
4/3

Casey Jones, the CEO 1RR Main Player: Angry Casey Jones drew three cards upon entering the game board. At the start of the next round, he drew three cards without any plan. "To the warehouse!" 4/3

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Casey Jones, Vigilante #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGxTMNT

Original: scryfall.com/card/tm...

01.03.2026 23:00 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Landless Zone
Territories
This territory is annexed by the state.
Once entered, you must abandon all land under your control until it is returned to its original owners.
T: Add CW.

Landless Zone Territories This territory is annexed by the state. Once entered, you must abandon all land under your control until it is returned to its original owners. T: Add CW.

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Karoo #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/c1...

01.03.2026 14:00 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
Happy Birthday!
RG
Quick Options
Choose one:
• A creature cannot fly. That’s impossible.
• Check all your permanent abilities.
• Gruel’s Aura affects three living beings.
“That scream again. Oh, am I dying?”
—We are very happy.

Happy Birthday! RG Quick Options Choose one: • A creature cannot fly. That’s impossible. • Check all your permanent abilities. • Gruel’s Aura affects three living beings. “That scream again. Oh, am I dying?” —We are very happy.

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Gruul Charm #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/gk...

28.02.2026 23:00 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Seeds of Victory
[R/W][G]
Spears - Radiance
World of Wisdom
World of Wisdom is safe (you cannot focus on this spell or power)
When World of Wisdom is used to create a power, the observer increases all colors.

Seeds of Victory [R/W][G] Spears - Radiance World of Wisdom World of Wisdom is safe (you cannot focus on this spell or power) When World of Wisdom is used to create a power, the observer increases all colors.

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Trace of Abundance #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ar...

28.02.2026 14:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Hard Games
2BB
Cards
Your opponent reveals all of his cards. He discards one card, and you take one from his hand. Repeat this until your opponent discards all of his cards. All discarded cards are returned to their original owners, and the remaining cards are sent to the graveyard.

Hard Games 2BB Cards Your opponent reveals all of his cards. He discards one card, and you take one from his hand. Repeat this until your opponent discards all of his cards. All discarded cards are returned to their original owners, and the remaining cards are sent to the graveyard.

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Struggle for Sanity #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Original: scryfall.com/card/ch...

27.02.2026 23:00 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Potato Season
5UU
Singing
The animal is returned to its owner. Each player takes a card from their hand and puts it in their pocket. Each player has seven cards.
The turtle ran away.
“How did you get here?” 
—Donatella

Potato Season 5UU Singing The animal is returned to its owner. Each player takes a card from their hand and puts it in their pocket. Each player has seven cards. The turtle ran away. “How did you get here?” —Donatella

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Turtles in Time #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGxTMNT

Original: scryfall.com/card/tm...

27.02.2026 14:00 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Poor Rita, Enemy of the Sea
1W
History - Evolution of Ninja Turtles
Combination — When another creature you control enters the battle, choose a creature.
• Grant Rita +1/+1.
• Create a food marker. (The text of this marker is: 2, T. Granting this marker: Removes three health points.)
• Sword.
2/1

Poor Rita, Enemy of the Sea 1W History - Evolution of Ninja Turtles Combination — When another creature you control enters the battle, choose a creature. • Grant Rita +1/+1. • Create a food marker. (The text of this marker is: 2, T. Granting this marker: Removes three health points.) • Sword. 2/1

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Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian #GoogleTranslatesMTG #MTGxTMNT

Original: scryfall.com/card/tm...

26.02.2026 23:00 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Let's see if we can raise $10,000 today for red state or national queer orgs. Post proof here in the replies that you donated to a red state or national queer organization and I will share.

Who's with me?

(I can't donate myself because I'm a journalist who covers these orgs)

26.02.2026 15:23 👍 986 🔁 619 💬 136 📌 79