𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴!

“Markets rejoice as man who always says what everyone wants to hear tells them what they want to hear”

Headline one week later: "Mamdani whereabouts unknown"

Ottawa

I feel like you could make a legitimately funny sitcom about agents at Kash Patel's FBI

calmly looking at my somehow not yet cancelled ticket to EWR as they cancel precheck and prepare for 2 feet of snow

worst idea i've ever heard. i swear this guy is a double agent

Simpsons "Well it'll sound a lot better coming out of Miss Rachel"

stock prediction based on technicals is astrology for men

1328 N 58TH ST, 53208

Year Built: 1926
Zoning: Two-Family Residential 3 [RT3]
Assessment: $257,100
Neighborhood: HAWTHORNE GLEN

built a midrange home pc with an RTX gpu wayyy back in 2023 for under $1k total.

paid $52 for 1TB SSD -- now $213
paid $80 for 32GB RAM -- now $243
paid $400 for the GPU -- now $460

The lesson here is I should really have bought a bigger SSD... gotta store those 300 conflicting versions of CUDA.

dusty old bones, full of green dust

I think you could do a pretty good gimmick account that just overlays onion logo and font on some of these headlines

Franny and Zooey is the book that taught me how to shave

rereading Snow Crash and realizing this is the book that taught me how to drive

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Life of a meme comic but the brand is a 38 year old

made a new more accurate version of that Life of a Meme comic

watching an old home improvement and tim taylor is just running his sports car in the attached garage with the garage door shut and the door to the house open

this is western mass excellence

yup -- "driving up prices" is the housing equivalent of "stuck in a traffic jam". you ARE the traffic jam!

I hate San Francisco. But, like, from the left.

if will stancil wants to get involved
tell him to to stay in St. Paul
tell him I ain't up to taking calls

it's the best bathroom at seatac!

this is very true, although I still think Tooze is stupid. I had three slices of pizza and a coke in NYC for $11 the other day. In Seattle that's like $18.

U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...

4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...

**pushes glasses up** when you're putting out a fire it actually doesn't matter what temperature the water is

I went to Ottawa once for fun and was detained by the Canadian border police because they didn't believe anyone would drive from NYC to Ottawa

why I unfollowed this guy

"Feels like" temperatures are an op, how do I know what 10 allegedly feels like if it inevitably "feels like 4" when it's 10?

at last we have created the disco elysium from the classic video game "don't create the disco elysium"