Maybe The Reaper will be able to catch up on some sorely needed backlog once he bags Jair.
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Maybe The Reaper will be able to catch up on some sorely needed backlog once he bags Jair.
Is there any food higher on the delicious/unappetizing name axis than larb? It sounds like a horrible pickled sausage you'd get at a British pub.
"Oi, mate, fancy a larb?"
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I thought that we didn't need the British losers to help out in the war we already won?
Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying
Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reassures-sick-wife-he-knows-what-it-loo-1843398299/
If you had told me, after Katrina and the BP disaster, that the only politically feasible action the US can take on climate change will be to force the public to accept it and shield its perpetrators from its costs, I would have said... well actually I said that #lalege www.nola.com/news/environ...
this is genuinely insulting, Mothra would never even hear the pleas of this pathetic regime.
Fry "that's impossible because my time is worthless"
Feeling it today
A tiny spotted puppy with a plump little belly
An old lady with a grey face takes her time walking past a fence
15 years ago and today
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
Those spoons that are, like, DOUBLE spoons?
Footballtweets on Twitter: 🇳🇬🗣️ Victor Osimhen: “I pray for everyone, I really do. Except the landlords.” 🙏
Sonny's Burning
Hot take: if you can't cook well with tofu, you can't cook well.
Because tofu is a blank canvas. It does what you tell it to.
If you have the basics down—deep frying, searing, sauces, seasonings, etc.—you can make good tofu. If your tofu dishes suck... well.
Thees wos not the whoite suprimacy we wiz promised!
lmao
vamos
Tweet from @UrOrietnalist Imagine dying for the Epstein empire and the one time your sacrifice is acknowledged, your name is covered up by the stock ticker.
This is up there w/ Trump playing Ave Maria for one of his hogs dying at one of his rallies.
We truly are the Hypertext Empire.
"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes."
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never want to hear another nice thing said about this medium talent motherfucker.
I do not consider JD Vance or the NYC podcast Nazi types to really be Catholic in any way I recognize. As far as I'm concerned they picked a religion from Skyrim that is none of my business
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Post a great photo of a musician
Breonna Taylor
REST IN PEACE TO BREONNA TAYLOR (June 5, 1993 – March 13, 2020)
The internet has created a world where everyone in charge is Eric Idle from the "Is your wife a goer?" Monty Python sketch.
A wrinkle faced pup in profile contemplates life's challenges
Pigg tired
I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.
A young kid in a striped shirt gawks at JFK on the TV set. "The South Vietnamese have made great progress. They are now bearing the brunt of the battle, and we can now see the day..." Kid's a little older, and now he's watching LBJ. "...when no more Americans will be involved there at all. And that is why I say to you tonight..." Now he's 18, wearing an ill-fitting uniform as Nixon speaks. "Let us end the war, but let us end it in such a way that the younger brothers and sons of the brave men who have fought..." We can't see who's talking on the TV, and its audience is now a flag-draped coffin. "...will not have to fight again in some other Vietnam at some time in the future."
Feiffer. Vietnam. Jack, Lyndon, Dick...
You ever noticed how the only federal agent anyone remembers was a nerdy accountant who got a gangster on tax evasion?
this is still the realest thing ever said about america