Terry McGinnis

shrugs

“They’re really good. Shame that was the last one.”

“Sorry. I’m getting a phone call.”

“Boobs are nice.

Butt…”

“………No.”

shoves the last one in his mouth

I missed a #SeductiveSunday or two in the past.

…I may have been otherwise occupied.

It’s still morning

shoves cookies into his mouth

“Ugh. Long day.”

“Me? Batman? Do I look like I could be Batman?

If so, I’m flattered. I do work out regularly.”

Nice save, Terry.

“Uh…probably?

You mean, you haven’t noticed it? There have been sightings of different bat suits.

I mean, that wouldn’t be enough on its own. But their build is different. Not to mention their fighting styles.

Some where black. Some where blue. Some have a red bat on the chest.”

“It’s admirable. Not sure why more heroes don’t quip. Heck. If they’re gonna wear a costume, they might as well have a bit of fun.

….Unless you’re Batman.

…Well, the original at least.”

“Spider-Folks, from what I hear, have a good sense of humor. I like that. Never met her but I assume she’s the same way.”

“Wouldn’t mind being part of that harem.”

[Master Terry. I would not say that out loud. They have super hearing.]

“Yeah. But they aren’t actively listening.”

stretches

he looks up

“Wow. Well, I meant people. But then again, people have been strange forever.”

“People in this era of time are a little strange.”

“…I should probably stop teasing. Seems like a bad idea.”

“Someone isn’t schway enough to steal from Batman…”

I’m very smug right now

Imagine stealing from Batman

“That’s just the energy. I could be proven wrong.”

“Hallie gives off the energy that if she’s in charge of a business, Batman would most definitely have to intervene at some point.”

“……I mean, you do have those Kryptonian genes.

And considering that the original Batman has grey thinning hair and walks with a cane and all Superman’s hair is still mostly black? I think you’re fine.

And honestly, you’d probably still look hot even if you retired to a red sun planet”

By the way. Don’t ask me questions about the future, like “am I still hot in the future”

Or is the former president and billionaire still alive somehow.

…no. Not that one. The bald one.

Sometimes I wonder if the Bat Family would like me.

Then I remember that I crack jokes, I got a highly advanced suit that I initially stole, and I’ve trained with Dick and Damian.

I feel like that…may get some of them to like me.

Or maybe respect me slightly that I managed to steal the suit

Speaking of which, at least you don’t go by Witch Boy in the future.

Sort of a horrible name by the way.

“Unfortunately most of the Bat Family aren’t exactly…happy.

…Everyone has a lot of angst now that I think about it. Not just the Bat Family.”

// I heard you have games on your phone

“……Don’t ask.”

“Hey. How’s Damian doing in the future? Is he well?

Uhhhh…….”