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Cary Kingdom

@carykingdom

"His mind wanders." -First-grade parent teacher conference Writer of games, theater, a few tv competition shows, and LARP. Opinions expressed are solely my own or those of my houseplants. (He/Him)

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I love games and so many of the people who make them. It was an honor to accept the award on behalf of the team and a privilege to be able to speak to what I believe in. ♥️

05.03.2026 06:08 👍 9684 🔁 1760 💬 88 📌 17
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Max Landis, Whose Career Imploded During #MeToo, Returns with ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie at Paramount (Exclusive) At the same time, Danny McBride will also be writing a separate 'G.I. Joe' script, with both projects potentially being combined down the line.

We are living in a Golden Age for scumbags.

27.02.2026 19:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 👍 23669 🔁 5749 💬 453 📌 805
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Um... why is the plains pizza not a plain pizza?

20.02.2026 10:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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TPUSA be like—

11.02.2026 18:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Someone pointed out to me recently that "Kid Rock" would be an apt nickname for Epstein's island and now I can't unsee it.

11.02.2026 10:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

09.02.2026 19:18 👍 6709 🔁 2506 💬 3 📌 3
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Happy B&Arrrr Day!

Reminder rule zero exists and you can just talk to your pod about whatever. 🏴‍☠️ 🦜 ⚓

"Bloody Cheating Pirates" Decklist:
moxfield.com/decks/c_dBXF...

09.02.2026 20:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone's making fun of Kid Rock but who the hell names their kid "Brantley"?

09.02.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This is definitely the first time I've filled out an MTG survey asking me how I enjoyed a set... while still waiting for my pre-order to arrive.

07.02.2026 05:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me discussing Pluribus with my refrigerator:

(2/2)

05.02.2026 23:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Taking a break from LARP. Working from home. Partner is helping take care of family out of state.

So I'm basically just alone in my apartment turning into a muttering combination of Smeagol and Ben Gunn (the marooned guy from Treasure Island.)

(1/2)

05.02.2026 23:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

04.02.2026 20:59 👍 17795 🔁 5371 💬 8 📌 363

The common set symbol means it must be pauper-legal, too!

03.02.2026 07:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh god damn it Facebook

02.02.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Possible upside: The most expensive drops were some of the first to sell out, which people are speculating is due to bots buying them up. So scalpers are possibly getting hosed, which is always nice to see.

02.02.2026 20:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Cat and Some Fae Explain: WANDERING KNIGHTS
A Cat and Some Fae Explain: WANDERING KNIGHTS YouTube video by The Pooka Lounge

I was particularly proud of this one. And the blooper at the end still makes me chuckle.

02.02.2026 18:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh fuck right off.

29.01.2026 18:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Party of One Step Forward!

Who else will negotiate a fair compromise with The Party of Seven Steps Back?

27.01.2026 09:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BOOM

26.01.2026 05:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey everybody lifelong tech expert here

> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility

that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps

25.01.2026 17:26 👍 15370 🔁 6116 💬 253 📌 120

If someone proposed school buses today, they would be labeled a radical socialist.

23.01.2026 03:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Between my LGS not getting any of the product they ordered, and USPS sending my CardKingdom preorders to the moon... I think God just doesn't want me to play Lorwyn Eclipsed.

(I'm LA-based)

20.01.2026 10:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.01.2026 05:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My mother: "I haven't seen any birds at the feeders in a while."

Me: "Huh... Weird..."

04.01.2026 06:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cary has been one of my favorite storytellers in our LARP and now he can be one of yours too.

(clever viewers have heard his work before on hijinks' rhyming ads)

04.01.2026 03:36 👍 68 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

"I was raised a football fan like I was raised a Catholic. My parents would take me someplace for a couple of hours on Sunday where I would sit and think about Spider-Man."

04.01.2026 01:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you! I was inspired by @spice8rack.bsky.social 's incredible deep dive into Lorwyn.

02.01.2026 20:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wild timing with the Henson announcement. This has been an incredible 40 minutes for fans of puppets explaining Lorwyn.

02.01.2026 18:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Pooka's Guide to Lorwyn / Shadowmoor
The Pooka's Guide to Lorwyn / Shadowmoor YouTube video by The Pooka Lounge

New Pooka video today! This one for the MtG/D&D fans.

youtu.be/81o4F79hBto

02.01.2026 17:42 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 3