Carlita

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#svengoolie

No one likes a snitch! #svengoolie

Worst. Hospital. Ever. #svengoolie

None of my posts with hashtags are showing in their respective feeds. Anybody else have this problem?

After using the personal hotspot judiciously for over a month now following our cable wire’s unfortunate run-in with a snowplow, we got WiFi again! Just in time for the #twilightzonemarathon

The Olympics are far from over! Opening ceremony happened last night for #paralympics and games are on Peacock.

A lot of close talking going on #svengoolie

Jeepuhs! #svengoolie

Just thinking this morning that it’s time to bust out the ol’ TZ box set for some cold comfort. He tried to warn us. Some heeded, but too few.

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*wakes up to the news*
70s baby existential dread intensifies.

Me: *Tries to leave honest review through Walmart app about “sensitive” soap drying out my skin*

Walmart: Nah, you can only leave product reviews per invitation by email. Speaking of which, please let us know about that bulk russet potato you bought last month.

So, it’s ALL dubbed, I see.
#HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie

That’s it Draccy, just blend in with a top hat and pop-collared cape like all the other Londoners. #svengoolie

SHOW ME THE CARFAX #svengoolie #svenpals #dracula

Thanks NBC, for showing the NBA All-Snore game instead of the once-every-4-years Winter Olympics. This is worse than the MLB game of the same name. #olympics

"Dedication and commitment must be yours. You have to have a point of view about things. You have to take a stance, believe in something strongly enough to raise a voice about it..."
~Rod Serling
Binghamton Central High School
1968

you yell to encourage the rock to do its best #olympics

Halfpipe is too fun to watch. Outside of the obvious oohs and aahs of the flips, spins, and whatnot, the contrast of the white snow against the night sky with athletes flying through it all is stunning. #olympics

She said sometimes, not all the time. #doloresclaiborne #stephenking

Updated version:

Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.

Every IG Threads post: Why do people say/think/do/eat/breathe/blink and then have the audacity to think we’ll let them get away with it?

Every other commercial on #Svengoolie is like "don't use Crapblavex is you're allergic to Crapblavex".

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.

bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy

Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

Y’all hush. I’m watching my story. #firstwomangovofva

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Word of the year? Appalachian. As in roots. As in half my family history ignored, denied, hidden & abandoned in word (accent) & deed, only to realize how great my folks are, cartoonish biases be damned. The collectivism is subtle but fierce. When you’re 1 of us, forget it. It’s forever. Good & bad ❤️

By all accounts, he’s a real 1️⃣

One of my faves! 🌀

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When you drink water and feel it