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I’m numba one

Omfg jaylen brown pulled on a kid to pull himself up hahahaha

My new goal at this job is to give my boss’ email address to whoever calls the office, for whatever reason. Oh I apologize, that’s not actually within my purview. You should try contacting this angry guy that I don’t like instead

need to reread

i think my favorite part of any book is in Confederacy of Dunces when Ignatius starts throwing away all of the Levy Pants factory's files. that's exactly how it feels

was late for work & found that i had a very flat tire, which i could not get off myself bc the lugnuts were way too tight, so i called my strong friend who couldn't do it, so i called AAA who could do it, and then i went to the tire shop and they sold me a new tire instead of patching it. Mario Day

Perfect baby Julia stretching her little paws out, nestled into my crook while I laid on the couch 8/11/2023

I miss her bad

That’s gonna be me one day I refused to learn what an offsides was when I watched the South Africa World Cup as a 10 year old why should I dare to learn it as an adult

The “third” (first) gather step is what really confuses people, including myself. I’d never ever ever ever want to be a basketball referee, there’s too much going on and everyone in the building wants you dead and buried

You get a step to gather the ball into your hands after dribbling + 2 more steps before you have to dribble again under the traveling rules of nba basketball. Wemby looks like he travels a lot more than he does because his strides are so much longer than other players’

It’s a miracle of science and yoga that he’s not breaking every bone in his feet every night

He does this every night. It’s freaky

late last night I was watching his feet in this clip and they were moving so fast I started seriously freaking out. How is he moving them so fast when they’re so big? It’s scary

POV: a man in a shirt and tie in the middle of a job interview. He feels like the spotlight is on him. He’s drenched in sweat. To him, it seems more like an interrogation than an interview. The interviewer says to him, Tell me about this gap in your resume.

INTER.BMF

Go panthers

this is the basis of slasher movies

pov youre a camera

If I were in Wemby or even say Keldon Johnson’s situation in life I would not for a moment choose humility: I’d be at every press conference saying I was the greatest person ever born and that nobody could kill me even with a gun

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The Toast

Main sign we’re not a contender: don’t have a guy that takes 1.5 charges a night

Spurs are fake, pistons are fake, thunder are fake again but they’ll probably repeat, nuggets idk, boston is fake but only in the ecf, knicks will always be fake. We are destined for a Hornets/Clippers finals and it will be electric

Spurs suck again

substitute got too many ts in it

thank you lex. some days i look rough when i go to work and people will pull that shit and it's whatever. but today I looked good!

fav activity of gfs everywhere

You can fire every missile; you can kill millions of little girls; you can shred every rule and law and norm that would protect you if you were on the other end of the sword believing you never will be; but you cannot bomb someone into respecting you, only hating you

We are watching people who have tricked themselves into believing that the appearance of power is power; that the problem with the Wizard of Oz is he just didn't use his magic he obviously had to fix everything

today an old guy i hate at work started saying "Bo, are you awake? You look..." and I said "I look great. Fuck you" and i didn't really mean to say that but it felt very nice

so funny that LLM companies just need to phase out the "it's not a -- it's b" shit to improve public opinion but they just Won't because they're too evil and stupid