Duino D. Duck

No I'm flattered and also this means my strike was delayed and thus guards were down

AND IT AIN'T👏GETTING👏PATCHED👏👏👏

I mean, if the casting call was for "dungeon master you'd find in suburban Massachusetts," that's the exact right person

And I've been doing it for FREE. This job is gonna be EASY

I'd like to announce that yes, I'll be taking over as CEO of BlueSky. The board just reached out and said I had been unanimously heralded as "the best poster" which is the only criteria that matters.

My first act: if you use AI in any capacity, I pop out of your computer screen & smash your router

These are cute!!! (I have an incredible bias toward the third one)

Duino is the kind of guy to let someone think their cartoon contraption actually blew him to smithereens and then wait until they’re at the bargaining stage of grief so when someone says “I’d give anything to see him again” he can jump into their arms and go “anything? :3”

Toon Wolf in therapy: I’m mostly over the shock, now. Why was that joy buzzer so STRONG? …but on some level, I’m glad to be rid of that annoying duck. Does that make me a bad person?

Me adjusting the mustache taped to my beak and reaching for a car battery: have you ever heard of “exposure therapy”

No this makes sense, there is the Babble who is playing with toys and drinking some juice and there is the Babble who is doing that but also holding a Red Shell in 2nd

YEAH!!!!

MAN I love images of anthropomorphic animals Doing Stuff

This is adorable!! I'm glad I'm hard at work making sure the worker's form is in line and ignoring whatever might be on the other end of that hose, which is likely not important or in danger

A friend sent me this as I was working on the seventh page of the document about locations in my fictional city on one screen and the map of said city on the other screen and I feel like a quarterback who's just been sacked

I spent all of International Woman's Day playing Hades 2 because girls deserve to be able to hit the physical manifestation of Time with a big axe. Happy birthday, Women

when my antidepressants kick in

Today is mine and @aurapuffs.bsky.social’s anniversary!

I’m always excited to help him with a video project. Even if that usually does more harm than good…

🦊🎥 🦆💫

🎨: 4pcsSet

I have just realized that the person starting the joke is the one tasked with providing the punchline, which means that in my altruistic attempt to give you a setup for a joke, I have inavertently put myself into a position that I am poorly equipped to deal with 🐈 who?

Who’s there?

PUT ME BACK IN, COACH!! I AIN'T DONE YET

💚💚💚💚💚‼️

Well, we can't have THAT, can we?!

I've been feeling better slowly but surely so I should be back to 100% soon! Until then, I'll take the excuse to go to bed early!

After 18 hours of travel, I felt amazing UNTIL we got onto the shuttle from the airport in Boston. I was so close. My home betrayed me

Still hideously sick, even a week after coming home.

The Upside: I'm cognizant enough to binge a lot of the media on Dropout I've missed

The Downside: Watching good comedy reminds me the literal only thing I care about is making people laugh and if I don't make more jokes soon I'll crumple to ash

INCREDIBLE

had this idea in my head ever since the announcement (Audio: The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) #pokemonwindswaves #pokemon #pombon #storyboardpro

They're the same image.
(...though I don't think Loot is gonna be as successful on his mission.)
🪄🐲

#FursuitFriday
🧵: @crunchchute.bsky.social

Homie take a measure of your nose it’s violating zoning laws

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION

Took a weed gummy and an hour later I’m sitting here getting freaked out by videos of aardvarks. Why does it look like that. Nose animals. Sawed-off shotgun version of an anteater. They called the aardvark “aardvark” so it’d always be first in alphabetical order when it came time to question God

trying to fill a toon bird shaped hole in my heart. suddenly @mainmandarin.bsky.social #art