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Lover of silly pirates particularly of the ofmd variety

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I don’t have a ticket to the thing but blaming ticket holders to a ticketed event for overwhelming the servers is absolutely piss poor. It’s disappointing to wake up to so many frustrated pirates

14.03.2026 19:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Winces - for a ticketed event I’d think you could have planned for the demand actually and it’s a bit piss poor to blame the people who bought tickets to a ticketed event.

14.03.2026 19:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh dear… sending behaving tech vibes your way

14.03.2026 17:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure what that has to do with the price of fish, but, I suppose…

14.03.2026 12:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That feeling when fat friday lunch at works makes you so full you need a nap

13.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home
The Importance Of Being Earnest (Full Show) | Take Your Seats | National Theatre at Home YouTube video by National Theatre

gentle reminder that the national theatre is streaming the importance of being earnest in about 50 minutes! (yes that performance where ncuti gatwa wears a gorgeous pink gown) ✨️🏳️‍🌈
youtu.be/obX-HGs-PS8?...

12.03.2026 18:10 👍 130 🔁 69 💬 15 📌 12

I called my brother - you didn’t do this to him. Just me.

You probably don’t remember but your carelessness with my possessions and feelings left marks on me all these years later.

You still would say you did nothing to me and I’m cruel by not calling to wish you happy birthday today

11.03.2026 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can still see the cover in the flames of my book you made me burn when you put my possessions in a bag and made me throw it on a bonfire and stand there without telling me the bag was my possessions

11.03.2026 19:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To be fair depending on the brand I'm not sure some of the frozen dairy desserts freeze at all these days but thats no reason to be loud, entitled and rude

11.03.2026 02:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a rancid syphillitic hard c - unt they are.

11.03.2026 02:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I keep thinking about reading wuthering heights and Dracula as graphic novels at an age that was probably too young. Well done Rosie - reading is such a gift

10.03.2026 08:29 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does it say something about me that I bought bookshelves before chairs, a dining table or like... any other furniture?

I like big books and I cannot lie

10.03.2026 01:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Been a productive day - tomorrows going to be a fucking mess

09.03.2026 08:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Building bookcases before 6am and I just spent twenty minutes battling one single cam lock. Still love these shelves

08.03.2026 18:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is quality dad-ing.

08.03.2026 18:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
08.03.2026 07:18 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m just saying get in on the ground floor successful artists art only gains value

08.03.2026 01:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Claire you are stifling his enterprising spirit

07.03.2026 18:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reading a book that describes a house as single story then proceeds to detail ground floor, cellar, first floor and attic rooms… in the same paragraph!!!

07.03.2026 02:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The cat kept screaming at me and I thought she wanted my chair and cushion but it turns out she wanted me to come cuddle her on the bed because she’s feeling the cold

07.03.2026 02:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm screaming with joy over this - its a gripping fight

06.03.2026 05:00 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's currently the most expensive lot in the auction. By. A. Long. Way.

Phenomenal effort.

06.03.2026 03:05 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amazing. 25 bids and 1k now

06.03.2026 03:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

2/3 of the way to the goal you wonderful crazy pirates. IN AWE and not the least surprised - 20k is 2.5 hours

06.03.2026 01:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That said when I got told I was being made redundant I cried in a carport and spent a thousand dollars on a trip to meet Con in melbourne soooooooooooooooooo

05.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

15k you crazy crazy wonderful pirates. In less than an hour!!!

05.03.2026 23:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh yikes.

05.03.2026 23:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Con O’Neills delivery of the “and you” in the kill us all speech gives me chills. There’s so many layers in it… I love that there’s so many shining moments in our flag. So much joy, so much talent. What a gift it was and remains in dark days. #ofmd #giveitback

04.03.2026 11:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in awe of you all - what an epic effort by the fandom and the organisers to pull all of this together and make so much wonderful creative arts and crafts.

03.03.2026 17:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What a ride it’s been - glorious

03.03.2026 16:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0