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Dykey Cannonball

@byrdistheword91

No personality outside of being queer. Deranged koala on the T. Writer/voice actor for The Purgatory Report. He/They. 18+ only. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/byrdistheword91/pseuds/byrdistheword91

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Lol, it absolutely does, thanks for your kind words!

07.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I appreciate you giving it a shot! It's definitely my most ambitious project so far

07.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The AO3 equivalent of a five star review on Yelp.

07.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and bow tie says " what can i say except you 're welcome ? " Alt: The Rock in a suit and bow tie sings " what can i say except you 're welcome ? "

Happy to help!

07.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess what!?! @byrdistheword91.bsky.social has made an update.

Contractual Risk: Part 2 - The Rut

Chapter 1: Sunday, Part 1

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/803491...

#WynonnaEarp #Earpers

06.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon hand is holding a roll of paper that says employment contract Alt: a cartoon hand is holding a roll of paper that says employment contract. it unfurls and takes up most of the room. the cartoon character signs it

Contractual Risk: Part 2 - The Rut

Chapter 1: Sunday, Part 1

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/803491...

@efapodcast.com #WynonnaEarp #Earpers

06.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with long hair is smiling and looking at the camera while sitting in a chair . Alt: a woman with long hair is smiling and putting her purse over her shoulder

Y'all ready for more?

#WynonnaEarp

06.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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byrdistheword91 - Twitch I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.

I was promised more hair-pulling... | Restaurats twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...

01.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a photo collage of two women, a contract, and a woman in bondage with a blindfold

a photo collage of two women, a contract, and a woman in bondage with a blindfold

It's time.

@efapodcast.com #WynonnaEarp

Contractual Risk - Part 2: The Rut

Nicole's rut has begun, and it's time for Waverly to fulfill her contract. But neither of them know that the events of the coming week will change both of their lives forever.

Link: archiveofourown.org/works/803491...

27.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Collage of two women, a contract, and a person in bondage

Collage of two women, a contract, and a person in bondage

Soon.

Very, very soon.

Like. I promise it's coming, y'all.

#Fanfiction #WynonnaEarp

25.02.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a gif of a person laying on the floor with failarmy in the corner Alt: Two men trying to lower a wardrobe out a window and dropping it.

So, I won't be streaming because I don't feel like making myself pretty for the camera, but I will be playing some modded R.E.P.O. in about an hour with the awesome @mangaminx.bsky.social and the usual posse of dipshits.

Come say hi!

twitch.tv/krinxshow

22.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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byrdistheword91 - Twitch I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.

Eat your heart out, Remy | Restaurats twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...

15.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a pot of soup with a mouse sticking its head out of it Alt: a pot of soup with a mouse sticking its head out of it

Going live in about 30 minutes with Restaurats. Come watch my elite cooking skillz in action!

twitch.tv/byrdistheword91

15.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Purgatory Report writer's room, w/o context.

J2: Why weren't you here when we spitballed this?

J3: I live on the other side of the country! Sorry I couldn't pop into J1's living room like a queer Clippy like, "I see you're spitballing, would you like some help documenting this?"

#WynonnaEarp

05.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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byrdistheword91 - Twitch I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.

Viscera Cleanup Detail: The RPG? | Goblin Cleanup twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...

25.01.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is using a typewriter in a messy room . ALT: kermit the frog is using a typewriter in a messy room .

Looking for something to distract you from The Horrors? Do you enjoy listening to spoken words and then writing them down? Are you a fan of fanfiction? Then do we have an opportunity for you!! We having an opening on our transcriber team! Please DM us if interested! #Earpers #Fanfic #WynonnaEarp

20.01.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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byrdistheword91 - Twitch I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.

Welcome to Camp Green Lake! | Keep Digging w/ the crew twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...

11.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa . Alt: a girl in a cowboy hat is holding a stick and says i 'm tired of this grandpa .

Going live in about 2 hours with @mangaminx.bsky.social and the gang! We're gonna be digging holes!

...No, seriously, that's the plan for today.

twitch.tv/byrdistheword91

11.01.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why Nicole isn't the main character. If she was, the show would be about three episodes in total.

"Bobo Del Rey? That dude with, like, three warrants in Big City? He's in lockup."

"Mercedes and Beth are acting weird, and their brother is a creep. I'm getting a warrant."

30.12.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely surprised that no one has said a thing about the two truly incredible cameos that appear in this special episode. #Earpers #WynonnaEarp #Purgatory #radiotheater

30.12.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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byrdistheword91 - Twitch I think that I'm funny, therefore I stream.

I thought this Ratatouillle Sim would have a lot more hair-pulling | Restaurats w/ Minx and the gang twitch.tv/byrdisthewor...

28.12.2025 21:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a leather jacket is standing next to another woman with the words " haught " written on the bottom Alt: a woman in a leather jacket is standing next to another woman with the words " haught " written on the bottom

(FFS, third time's the charm!)
@efapodcast.com..........I'm just........I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Title: Earpmas 2025 Bin
Chapter 3: Prompt - Home
Summary: Nicole builds their home, one lie at a time.
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/757185...

#WynonnaEarp #Earpers

23.12.2025 03:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"CPRG Diversity" Pullover Hoodie for Sale by CPRG-Store CPRG embraces diversity and you can too with this awesome design β€’ Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.

Hey listeners! Have you listened to the holiday special and found yourself wishing that CPRG Diversity sweatshirts actually existed? Never fear! They do!! You can get yours at our station store! #Earpers #CPRG #Diversity

18.12.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Really, REALLY glad you enjoyed!

18.12.2025 05:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt says exactly Alt: a man in a red shirt says exactly
18.12.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ulla-La Boutique | Trendy Women's Clothing Online & In-Store in Canada Discover stylish women’s fashion, boutique dresses & everyday favorites at Ulla-La Boutique. New arrivals daily. Free shipping over $100.

CPRG would like to wish Karen Griffin, owner of Ulla-la Boutique in our sister city of Didsbury, a very happy holiday and thanks for coming to play with us in our special episode. Be sure to visit ullala.ca! #Earpers #Purgatory

17.12.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The reindeer's fucking name is Donder, btw.

18.12.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a polar bear standing upright . Alt: a black and white drawing of a polar bear standing upright and dancing.

Me during "Hot Coco":

#WynonnaEarp #RadioTheater

17.12.2025 18:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, here we go!

#WynonnaEarp #RadioTheater

17.12.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
poster art inspired by old Hollywood. Across the top "The Purgatory Report:" is written in cursive text "Ding Dong Holiday" is written in candy-canes. Beneath the title, a middle-aged woman sings joyously, twin brothers wearing coveralls and trucker hats with the letters "MBG" enjoy cups of cocoa, down left a young person with short blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a blue pull-over hoodie with the letters "PHS" on it looks dismayed. Down right credits are listed as follows: Starring Jean Hogenbeck with The Intern, Peter and Paul Mounds, Velma Watkins, Odette DuLac and featuring Winifred Stein. Plus Two Unbelievable Cameos! Directed and Engineered by Jen Tidwell, written by Tidwell, Byrd and Hughes. Stream or Download Beginning Dec 17th, 2025! ghostriverradio.com. also available on audible and spotify.

poster art inspired by old Hollywood. Across the top "The Purgatory Report:" is written in cursive text "Ding Dong Holiday" is written in candy-canes. Beneath the title, a middle-aged woman sings joyously, twin brothers wearing coveralls and trucker hats with the letters "MBG" enjoy cups of cocoa, down left a young person with short blonde hair and blue eyes, wearing a blue pull-over hoodie with the letters "PHS" on it looks dismayed. Down right credits are listed as follows: Starring Jean Hogenbeck with The Intern, Peter and Paul Mounds, Velma Watkins, Odette DuLac and featuring Winifred Stein. Plus Two Unbelievable Cameos! Directed and Engineered by Jen Tidwell, written by Tidwell, Byrd and Hughes. Stream or Download Beginning Dec 17th, 2025! ghostriverradio.com. also available on audible and spotify.

Get your ears ready for the wildest holiday episode we've ever produced! Available to stream or download beginning this Wednesday, Dec 17th! Tune in on ghostriverradio.com

15.12.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 5