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Not that Jim Parisi. Trying to get the hang of this writing thing. Severed editor.

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Just made an Italian flag pizza. The phone lines are open.

13.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only the right kind of participation trophies.

11.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if I had told you that player was going up against the Wizards?

11.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, you mean the year β€œI” was a freshman in high school playlist.

07.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was expecting Trent Reznor after hearing the intro to Facet Squared.

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just played this whole album yesterday for the first time in a while. Stalker!

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've got like one one thousandth the followers that Michele has, so this is like pouring a Dixie cupful into a waterfall. But if every one of the people who follows me were to read this story, they will have read a great piece of micro fiction. tldr: another good one from Michele you should read.

02.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Issue 1.pdf

A link that works now: drive.google.com/file/d/1Ao9q...

02.03.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Will!

01.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, Tom.

01.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Issues Explore the Wandering Lights Literary Magazine Archives to read previous issues that feature original poetry, fiction, art, and photography.

I've got a new story out today in the inaugural issue of Wandering Lights, a really beautifully laid out magazine. My story is on p. 19 but check out the whole issue. wanderinglightsmag.com/archive

01.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

This is Bryan Adams erasure

26.02.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Detectives Endowment Association should take a cue from its name and grow a pair.

25.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They give out three every year.

24.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, the guy ain’t getting my vote. But that post is just rage bait that doesn’t capture what he really said in full, which is documented elsewhere.

23.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
She Came On by Super Deluxe on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 1995 Β· Duration 3:11

music.apple.com/us/album/she...

22.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That would be my choice.

20.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Korn sticker on a Cybertruck.

19.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve blocked out a lot of that pregnancy. It was very traumatic losing Liam.

15.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Just had a weird flashback to when she was pregnant and was going on about that name.

14.02.2026 20:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, man, you can’t flummox me with your logic.

14.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Playing in the same division with the Nationals will do that.

14.02.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was never aware of her longing to do that until Liam told me when they got the dog. Also, I may have jumped on that and given that name to a character (based very, very loosely on Ann) in a longer-form piece of fiction I am writing. But that chapter didn’t survive the first draft.

14.02.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I managed to eke out 119 words for this wonderful collection, but I'm most excited about my friend Liam making his debut in the leadoff spot.

14.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you nailed that song in your comment, which should have been one of the essays in this collection.

14.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Other reasons to hate him, but state law mandates that the governor issue this proclamation every year.

14.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to start plugging Saturday's love/anti-love songapalooza.

10.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m seeking 1 billion dollars for 10 percent of my company,That Feeling You Get 30 Seconds Before the Colonoscopy Drugs Knock You Out, in a Bottle.”

08.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hi, Mom. That story I worked on for years finally got published!"
"That's great. Congratulations! Where, can I read it?"
"Um ... Shitstain Quarterly."
"---"

07.02.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m afraid that Connecticut has peaked.

07.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0