Text: Every tap has a past. Every flush has a future. @neorsd.org

happy World Plumbing Day to all who celebrate.

the boss said we can finally say it so…
we’re now operating at 295 mgd instead of 250
that’s 45 million more gallons of wastewater we can handle every day!

that's luv

say it louder for the ppl in the back 🗣️

situationship but the situation is me trusting the sewer system more than most ppl

and for the lady, perhaps the luxury of a sewer system working harder than your ex ever did?

we have somehow become the town crier for things that absolutely should not be flushed

imagine telling your younger self that one day you’d be passionately defending wastewater treatment on the internet

to the women of ALCOSAN:
thank you.
thank you for the 4:30am alarms.
for the shifts that start in the dark and end long after the sun gives up.
thank you for walking into spaces that were not always built with you in mind and building something stronger anyway.
happy women’s history month 🫶

little reminder that the sewer is not ur “delete forever” folder

this is the first time we've posted since last Friday.
sorry we were busy protecting public health.
won’t happen again

have the best weekend!
do the dishes
take the long shower
no pressure to remember we exist

that's how u know we're good

🙌

sewer appreciators please check in 😊

pgh wastewater fact that will now live rent free in your head:

we treat about 250 million gallons of wastewater every day.
that’s nearly 5 million bathtubs.

so next time you’re running one bath… just know we’re treating five million.

ur welcome

if loving sewers is wrong, we don’t wanna be right ❤️

imagine not stanning your local wastewater authority...
couldn’t be you

an uninterrupted and functioning day brought to you by sewers

handling ur business is literally our business

you can measure a city by its skyline, or by how well it handled everyone’s bathroom trips after a big night of football

👏👏

that’s what happens when hardworking men show off by accident 💪

never ever

somewhere in the world, a sewer worker is casually deadlifting a 70-lb manhole cover for the 16th time today so civilization can continue.

we work in wastewater, so maturity disappears the second “turd” is said

"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"🎶..... and by yard we mean the main pump station

if anybody asks, yes, we have our sewer degree

this is your sign to become annoyingly informed about sewers

this account exists to remind you that someone’s always on dooty.
hope yinz have a good weekend

due to the freezing temps, we are still able to treat wastewater 👏

sewer bestie 🙌