Tobo Le Dunce

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Shout out cobalt blue

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

Sometimes a song is so good you can even listen to a karaoke backing track version of it casually

reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work

Finding out Hello Kitty is canonically “a little girl from England” is truly chilling

Saw a clip of the ZZZ motorcycle mode and was stunned, completely forgot about it. They should actually bring it back fr

We’re just innocent men

He's called Pennywise because he would rather stay in the sewer than a hotel

What if Halloween happens 😬

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE DOWNTOWN WHEN THEY SEE TONY A CLASSMATE OF THEIRS NANCY : TONY IS SO SMART--- HE GOT 100 IN ALL HIS SUBJECTS P2-SLUGGO : HUH I GOT 190 P3- NANCY THAT'S SILLY ---NOBODY COULD GET SUCH MARKS SLUGGO: I DID P4-SLUGGO IS HOLDING UP HIS REPORT CARD REPORT CARD ARITH 50 GEOG 45 HIST 45 SPELL50 SLUGGO:ADD ‘EM UP

Nancy By Ernie Bushes
October 08,1952

Old dude blasting tunes on the train but I can’t complain because the music is great

Four frames comic about two types of Isekai I found and read lately. The first frame shows a young man with a sword. He says: "My name is Josh Itcantbehelped and I used to be a loser before a car crash brought me to a world where I am a god and half the population is made of SLAVE CATGIRLS". The second frame shows him crying and clenching his fist, with many a cat behind him, wearing bikinis. He says "To make it here I guess I have no choice but to own as many catgirls as I can...how tragic...". The third frame shows another character from another type of Isekai. She's a woman with a fluffy dress. She says "My name is Elise Robespierre and after being hit by a truck of terminal cancer I am now in my favorite 900 pages novel. With many a hot man.". The fourth frame shows her giving a board presentation to citizens, with graphs and pictures of plants on it. She says: "Hello citizens. This is my plan to modernize the agricultural system and prevent any further plague by creating medicine [...] taxes which ..." the text becomes unreadable as she keeps talking to her captive audience.

Been trying to read some isekai lately.

Panel 1: Shen is looking at a tall box that we can see into and through dollhouse-style. It's filled with just a little green powder, and below it, it says "INT". Shen says "Hmmm... I'm not that smart ..." Panel 2: Shen is happily filling the box with yellow powder from a big burlap sack labeled "EFFORT", holding it up on his shoulder and tilting it over the box. He says "I'll just study really hard!" Panel 3: Shen is looking at a similar tall box, this time labeled "DRAWING" and filled only a little bit with pink powder. He says "I'm not that good at drawing either ..." Panel 4: Shen is on his tiptoes, once again resting the burlap EFFORT sack on his shoulder and tilting it into the box, filling it. He says "I'll just practice really hard!" Panel 5: Some time later, a girl with bell-shaped orange hair and a black top is holding a piece of paper and talking to Shen. She says "Wow, you got an A on that test?? You're so SMART!" Panel 6: A guy with dark brown dreadlocks and a yellow t-shirt holds a piece of paper, pointing at it, and says "Wow you DREW this! You're so talented at ART!" Panel 7: Shen has a devious evil grin, holding the EFFORT sack and looking at it, as the background darkens into shades of purple and red. He thinks "I've fooled them all."

Bullet casings collected from the scene were engraved with the words "has enough time passed now that we can collectively admit that the Barbie movie wasn't that amazing"

Triple Nekomata’s modifiers, give her more iframes and crazy auto tracking for her ex special

JD Vance talks to himself like Gollum

My wife is a certified scrum master! Her excellent project management skills have transformed our relationship, with her only turning on a dedicated burner phone I can contact or unlocking the separate bedroom she's moved into by requesting access via a ticket generating web form in 15 min chunks!

I hate how bouncy some castles are now. What ever happened to nice, firm castles that don't send unsuspecting castlegoers violently flailing into each other in a desperate bid for equilibrium..

Service dog is making crazy noises on this train. Sounds like it’s being murdered but it’s just chilling in the sun 😭

I love magical realism raaaahhh

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

schwartz funeral home, hannibal, missouri, 1982

schwartz funeral home, hannibal, missouri, 1982

Hopefully borderlands 4 can keep the squad entertained long enough for Arrowhead to fix Helldivers 😓

Overheard at the train station

“We were talking about twinks and femboys for like 3 hours straight…”

It is like a meeting of Athenian philosophers