Stevie

Not to jinx it or anything but this Spring is (so far) the nicest one in years. Like actual tshirt weather 🌞

Bless you x

DOG

DM me please :)

I've been following but not closely tbh

In shocking, unprecedented and astonishing news, I am horny and as it transpires, need ass and dick

Skill issue

Ben do we need to talk about how much time you spent frequenting men's public lavatories

Turns out I really wanna eat some ass on this, the anniversary of the founding of Milton Keynes

Gimme x

10 years on and i still haven't recovered from Bowie's death lol

Yeah but summer's just round the corner x

Weather

I had a sex dream last night and I've been fucking feral all day ugh

Equally likely to be either tbf yeah

Oh fuck yes

I thought you were a full time sub?

In:
Blowjobs after work
The smell of books
Drinking crisps
Twinks

Out:
Overbearing pubes (you've made your point)
Not fucking your friends
Ample bosoms
Twinks

Hny babe xx

You active anywhere else?

What!!!!

Damn I check all the turn on boxes (except genius)

Are you ok

Much to think about

Well

Yessssss Lando

Torn between wanting to watch the race and not wanting to watch the most unpleasant man in motorsport inevitably be gifted yet another title

*cracks knuckles* ok let's go

Verstappen is obviously a great driver but god damn if he isn't also lucky as fuck

I saw one recently! They still exist