King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of
Elon Musk [rising from bushes]: eyyyy stephano king
Musk: dida you know da pure aryan race issa gonna be outbred by da mongrel jews anna saracens?
King:
Barker:
Koontz:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Lovecraft: let's hear him out
17.02.2026 16:14
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A watercolour picture of a naked woman
Last nights online life drawing session with @drawonline.bsky.social went pretty well
29.01.2026 08:35
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Finally got around to turning off the sleep score on my Apple Watch, as I donโt need a notification to tell me I feel like shit and should go to bed earlier.
07.01.2026 11:54
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Pencil portrait of a young woman with long hair and glasses
Drawing from one of the @drawonline.bsky.social portrait sitting sessions - while my blue sky updates are infrequent I have been practicing drawing regularly. this drawing wasnโt quite what I expected - almost like the pencil drawings of footballers ๐
17.12.2025 08:47
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A snail on the steps behind the library
We have no cats today but say hello to the library car park snail. ๐
We think he was on his way to borrow a book but he's not arrived yet.
06.10.2025 09:07
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This is grim & dangerous over reach.
This is a government that have lost the moral argument & are still selling arms to Israel. Now further cracking down on dissent.
Absolutely the opposite of what they should be doing - so of course this is what the Labour Government choose.
05.10.2025 07:44
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Yesterday was a warm, bright day, so I took advantage of the light for a little bit of watercolour around town
29.09.2025 08:12
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3k seems like a lot of money to throw at one download a week.
10.09.2025 12:39
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This looks like a Chinese ink painting, amazing stuff
03.09.2025 14:08
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I too have some mild criticisms of JK Rowling Iโd like to share.
21.08.2025 17:25
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A large orange cat is currently staying with us
15.08.2025 09:41
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usually if you ask experts why an empire fell theyโll say itโs nuanced and multifaceted, so i think itโs kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like โoh they took the idiot train to moronsvilleโ
10.08.2025 03:36
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A trading card featuring an illustration of TOS-era Leonard McCoy. The card has been put into a clear card sleeve, which has a border on it made of stickers. The stickers are all cutesy and blue, mostly hearts, stars, bows, and flowers.
Heโs so babygirl ๐
08.03.2025 18:37
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You can use an egg slicer for mushrooms and strawberries and other similar sized foods? Why was I not told of this???
22.05.2025 19:23
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Left images: Quinto Spock from Star Trek-Into Darkness
A feisty looking cat drawn with angry eyebrows is labeled "ANGY! BITTCHI! FERAL KITTEN"
Right images: Quinto Spock from Star Trek-Beyond
A slightly chonky looking cat is loafing, drawn with tilted eyebrows and big pupils labeled "WELL LOVED, WELL FED, HOUSE CAT"
They raised his chonk meter from none to some ๐คฒ๐โโฌ
#StarTrekAOS
#Spock
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A Polaroid with a green smiling face, wearing a cap
A Polaroid with a photo of a plant
A Polaroid with a photo of a blossoming tree
A Polaroid with a photo of a cat
Iโve been using an old Polaroid camera for the past few weeks. Not always successful but interesting
18.04.2025 22:04
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'St Paul's', Covent Garden (1906) by James Ogilvy
(Private collection)
09.04.2025 07:51
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Watercolour of buildings
The buildings (a photo)
My new hobby is, apparently, picking a fight with this collection of buildings on the Hauptplatz
08.04.2025 08:10
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I forgot to post for ages, but Iโve been busy taking photos, painting watercolours, and drawing nude people. Iโm not going to use the alt text, Iโll just let you work out which is which
03.04.2025 09:03
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1: Helena skips happily between some parked cars, announcing โToday on my way to school, I will point out to you โฆ ALL THE CATS IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD!โ
2: A big picture illustration of several cats.
AROMAT (A reddish cat, hissing or maybe throwing up) โAlways surprised by your presence, never please. Ate a bee that one summerโ
HEINRICH (A sad looking calico) โThe saddest cat Iโve ever met. they told me he just looks that wayโฆ but I can tellโฆโ
REINA (A white cat, lying on the floor very arrogantly) โLoves the sun, loves the attention, hates being touchedโ
KAFKA (A black cat with a white underside, with angry red eyes) โWatches you from the thicket. According to Mom, sheโs the reason thereโs no chiff-chaffs left on our streetโ
LE PARFAIT (A red cat almost shaped like a sausage, looking away) โReal name unknown. Spends his time meowing at doors where nooneโs home. Very elusive, despite its shapeโ
3: A row of cats all sitting on a wall are watching Helena suspiciously as she skips by. โEach is totally unique, yet theyโve a thing in commonโ.
4: Skipping down the road, Helena yells โThey canโt stand me!โ as the cats hiss at her in unison.
Cat Tour, Helena 113.
31.03.2025 09:59
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jargon is for losers with no friends
23.03.2025 11:02
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A white pot with colourful birds and flowers
The same white pot but turned around a bit. Thereโs a big orange pigeon!
I found a fantastic new pot in the charity shop
13.03.2025 09:15
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Most recent drawings from sessions with @drawonline.bsky.social and a quick view of my desk
11.03.2025 15:54
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If you take dynamic ads for a podcast, there's now a standardised "IAB code" block form you fill in, to say you don't want certain sorts of ads. It's INSANELY long. So many categories. Individual *pets*.
You can't choose to say no to ads for:
Crypto
Gen AI
NFTs
Tech grifts etc
Tech bros. Oh well.
07.03.2025 09:02
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I donโt know why I am continually signing in with Apple Music. Every time thereโs one of those embeds to play Apple Music I have to sign in again.
07.03.2025 09:00
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A pencil sketch of two people
Some of my lecturers and Fiona
Big hairclips and scarves! More pencil sketches
I agreed to help cook for one of our visiting lecturers, so I did a huge bowl of dhal. I sat at the back of the lecture and drew everyone who came. The lecture was by samiahenni.com who was a great speaker, taking about nuclear testing and its effects (spoilers: effects not good)
06.03.2025 23:12
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Henni has made a deep study of the French nuclear testing and its effects, and her greatest point for me was that these projects take time - creating a deep interest and body of knowledge with the skills you have now is a big investment.
06.03.2025 23:15
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