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photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...
same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......
he is salted sweet cream butter......
the answer to the trolley problem is that we have to blow up the fucking trolley i think
RFK jr can go around basically saying "i think its good when kids die actually" but I will be banned for saying that he should step** on a lego***
AZ CEO: this shit is always cold in the center [keeps eating]
Neill Blomkamp's MARIO KART
we distended the military, goatse-like, to accomodate a COIN mission that failed so bad it created ISIS, and now we're in a near-peer war b/c iran has field tested for 25 continuous years of proxy war while the joint chiefs have been jerking off to Zero Dark 30 while crying about American Sniper
NEO: trinity the labeler says you havent taken a break longer than four hours either
baseball. the sport of italy
KIRA NERYS: actually, you know what? [magdumps 1911 into AAMIN MIRRITZA]
full turd colonel
what must be done
photo of a cadbury creme egg cupcake
photo of a cadbury creme egg cupcake
photo of a cadbury creme egg cupcake
photo of a cadbury creme egg cupcake
2 and a half months to easter and oyu know what that means... cadbury creme egg cupcakes!!!!
We’re getting to that time of the year when my mom gives me a Cadbury creme egg. Does she give you guys one too?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Mark-1_Plumbing_truck_incident The 2014 Mark-1 Plumbing truck incident occurred in December 2014 when a viral photograph circulated online showing a black Ford F-250 pickup truck fitted with an anti-aircraft gun being used by militants fighting in the Syrian civil war, while still bearing the name and phone number of Mark-1 Plumbing, a small business located in Texas City, Texas, United States.
Orfevretism
still on the fence on this issue, can we see if hes got some rugged looking boots on
i love it when politicians go and put on a special hat to increase my trust in them
Biffo says goodbye with the Turner The Worm being sick.
#OnThisDay 2003 : The final Digitiser ws broadcast on Teletext which saw @mrbiffo.bsky.social rbiffo ending it in style with a goodbye from Turner the Worm.
A black and white cat sitting in a small cardboard box, patiently waiting for snacks
This is how Uni waits for his snacks :3
A kid got arrested and booked but we have friends now going to the jail to get him out on bond. I will make sure to follow up to see if there’s any legal help we can give him, record expungement etc especially if he’s 18. Ridiculous, arrested for saying “fuck CoreCivic” in the lobby outside of hall.
Liu Bei magic the gathering card at the Art museum
You know I keep that thing on me
Sometimes someone keeps starting shit and tries to chicken out of it and someone has to beat their ass way too hard so they’ll never pull that shit again. This describes how middle school boys think but that’s basically what Iran wants to do to the US right now.
cropped screenshot of steam store page for 428: Shibuya Scramble showing sale price of 4.99
PSA: 428 shibuya scramble is 5bux right now
hahaha holy shit cc @niedermeyer.online
[emerging from time machine in 1978]
ME: larry! you have to rewrite empire strikes back, its too subtle!
LAWRENCE KASDAN: really? shit...
-1980-
ADMIRAL FIRMUS PIETT: I have my orders from Emperor Pedophile, Who Is The US President By The Way himself, he has something special planned for them
A medevac helicopter in mid-flight, rushing toward the trauma center at 120 miles per hour. The medics didn’t know what to make of the patient’s injuries but they sure as hell knew the local podunk hospital couldn’t handle them. The patient’s left leg was covered in a sticky black tar up to his thigh. He was writhing in an agony that seemed disproportionate to the situation—seemed disproportionate, that is, until one medic tried to dab the black goo off his leg and discovered that under the goo his leg was essentially liquified. There was no flesh or muscle, not even bones, just a red slurry sluicing around his leg like raspberry vinaigrette in a sausage casing.
HELCOPT2.BMF
Clock that shows the “feels like” time
@jesseraub.online s'what big teflon dont want you to know
coming soon: extra protein milk, its a jug of sludge that tastes worse
