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A beautiful piece of writing.

14.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the end there’s no getting away from the fact that the government has decided to go far further than any previous govt, Labour, Tory or coalition, has ever thought it decent or sensible to go, and that these changes will divide & exclude people, not help everyone become equal parts of society 4/

14.03.2026 11:24 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Then there are new channels like GB News.
While BBC producers sit with stopwatches ensuring that political parties all get a fair say, GB News can do what it likes, thanks to the government's decision to shut down broadcast regulator Ofcom. That has allowed the channel to act as a daily booster for one political party. It is impossible to imagine that, had the Department of Culture and Ofcom not shut their doors in 2024, a "news" channel would have been allowed to have a political party leader as a regular host (indeed, had Labour not also abolished the Electoral Commission, it might have been interested in how a channel whose last set of accounts show it losing Β£33 million can afford to pay Farage more than Β£400,000 in less than two years).

Then there are new channels like GB News. While BBC producers sit with stopwatches ensuring that political parties all get a fair say, GB News can do what it likes, thanks to the government's decision to shut down broadcast regulator Ofcom. That has allowed the channel to act as a daily booster for one political party. It is impossible to imagine that, had the Department of Culture and Ofcom not shut their doors in 2024, a "news" channel would have been allowed to have a political party leader as a regular host (indeed, had Labour not also abolished the Electoral Commission, it might have been interested in how a channel whose last set of accounts show it losing Β£33 million can afford to pay Farage more than Β£400,000 in less than two years).

Rob Hutton’s evisceration of DCMS was the funniest and angriest thing I’ve read in response to what has happened to UK broadcast media

thecritic.co.uk/bring-back-d...

14.03.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

syntax error, does not compute: β€œtoo much cheese on toast”

13.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Verity Sharp implies the existence of Falsity Flat

13.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you could remember the exact circumstances when you created a new drink, you didn’t create a very good drink

13.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of people would be wondering why not locked up for life.

13.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of β€œhighly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men."

Just saying it right out loud now.

newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

12.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 5190 πŸ” 2769 πŸ’¬ 335 πŸ“Œ 1097
Printed dial titled 'anti-slavery dial'.

Printed dial titled 'anti-slavery dial'.

Want to know more about Manchester's textile history and the moral implications of business practices of the era?

Free Cottonopolis tour led by exhibition curator Professor Edmond Smith with researcher Dr Haig Smith.

πŸ“†Thursday 19 March
1.30-2.00pm. Meet in the gallery on level 1.

12.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So, we are taking Northern Soul Orchestrated to Newcastle City Hall tonight (12th March) and my question to you is...where were the places to go, dance, shop etc if you were a Geordie Northern soul fan back in the day?

12.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sample Windows dialogue box with text β€˜Modal error message
You must stop what you are doing and acknowledge me now
Click Close to certify that you have read me carefully.
Close’

Sample Windows dialogue box with text β€˜Modal error message You must stop what you are doing and acknowledge me now Click Close to certify that you have read me carefully. Close’

A tiny version of the icon on this one, you mean? Yeah, I guess. The X symbol at that size looks pretty close-button-y to me though.

12.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

were you just looking? πŸ‘€
come back and take another look!

leave me alone website
i left because your wretched items are not worth wasting my eyes on

11.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from Microsoft Teams with a red banner reading β€˜We need you to sign in again.’ Left of the text is a red circle with a white X in it, which is NOT A BUTTON.

Screenshot from Microsoft Teams with a red banner reading β€˜We need you to sign in again.’ Left of the text is a red circle with a white X in it, which is NOT A BUTTON.

Just figured out after much clicking that this red close-button-like thing is NOT a close button, just a decoration. 😑

11.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remove the M8 β€” Have Your Say Support the campaign to remove the M8 urban motorway and replace it with a boulevard for Glasgow. Answer Transport Scotland's consultation before 25 March 2026.

The cursed M8 motorway that blights Glasgow could be removed if enough people say that’s what they want! Respond to the consultation via the guidance here!

removethem8.org.uk

11.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Daily Mail Headline:

Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Daily Mail Headline: Pupils' drawings could be blasphemous under Islamic law, Labour councils tell schools - while music and dance classes may go against the teachings of Islam

Oh boy! What a headline...

Ask yourself:

"What am I being asked to believe?"

"Who am I being told to blame?"

Take a few seconds to imagine what the Daily Mail (And Telegraph, GB News and Express) WANT you to think is going on.

Let's see what's ACTUALLY happening...🧡

1/21

11.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 784 πŸ” 423 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 80

I think I’d miss a backlit keyboard. But like you, what I’d really love is a new, thin, sub-1kg Air.

11.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As Tories attack Starmer for the state of the military let’s have a look at David Cameron’s 2010 Strategic Defence Review. The Tories wanted a 10-20% cut in the defence budget and it ended up with a 8% reduction.

11.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Umbrellas are the caravans of the pavement.

11.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes think that everything would be better if everyone - or possibly even just I - would go back to doing everything on a Powerbook 165 with ten megabytes of RAM, which as I remember it was just fine.

Although to be fair this could be one of those β€˜I just want to be 26 again’ things.

11.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m fairly certain that it USED TO, but they either took the feature out or let it rot.

11.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So perhaps the Labour MPs on here might want to let us know if they agree with this position and if they entered politics to replay the Trump Muslim ban.

10.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

What does it say about Farage that he would trust Kwasi Kwarteng with his money?

10.03.2026 10:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bob Mortimer reading from a card on Would I Lie To You

Bob Mortimer reading from a card on Would I Lie To You

09.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/worl...

09.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

09.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 2896 πŸ” 650 πŸ’¬ 188 πŸ“Œ 213
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β€˜Why the hell am I doing this?’ The man navigating Manchester’s biggest job Students cheating via AI and international applications β€˜tanking’ – Duncan Ivison is at the helm of a big ship in stormy waters

Over the past few months, I've been meeting Duncan Ivison, who in my view has the most important job in Manchester. I wanted to ask the vice chancellor of @officialuom.bsky.social about its reliance on China, the threat of AI and its relationship to the city.

manchestermill.co.uk/why-the-hell...

08.03.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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What to do when the sunlight hardens Crisis makes the strongest case for a different kind of state.

Time to put the fluffy stuff about community and relationships aside so the grown-ups can take charge?

No: my latest piece explains why this would be a dangerous mistake.

howtorunacountry.substack.com/p/what-to-do...

09.03.2026 09:31 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
Kenny Everett, who made this joke in the 1980’s

Kenny Everett, who made this joke in the 1980’s

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s code for β€˜stuff that is called science but we don’t really think it deserves to be’.

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drink! Feck! Working clarse!

06.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0