"oh hey guys come on in. I dumpstered a cake this morning if anyone wants some"
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"oh hey guys come on in. I dumpstered a cake this morning if anyone wants some"
I saw them play in Buffalo in 2005. One of them wore a leather vest with no shirt underneath and played what would best be described as a homemade electric dulcimer. I got lost on the way home so I begged a cabbie I found in the parking lot of a donut shop and he gave me a ride to my dorm for $10.
been listening to the Germs a lot again and WOW Darby Crash might be my favorite lyricist ever
Lin Manuel Miranda sounds like that scene in Mrs Doubtfire where Robin Williams does "the raptor rap"
everyone's ringtone should be "Bad to the Bone"
i adore these. what paints does she use? can you recommend a brand?
2026 outs/ins
Out: Zyn
In: Zinn (Howard)
"don't use the powder room! I just cleaned it because we're having company"
Attn @murderxbryan.bsky.social
I loved this book when I was a kid
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
seeing a lot of ads for CapitalOne, not enough for Capital Vol. 1
Polo with a horse?
Cricket with a cricket?
Current mood:
it might be a bit cliche, but we're leaning towards chestburster
It you can't beat em, postpartum
“The trans issue for me is so novel,” Newsom said. “I'm trying to understand as much as anyone else the whole ‘pronoun’ thing.”
im always taken aback by just how much cis people will humiliate themselves to be dicks to trans people. like sorry, youre confused about pronouns? how did you make it thru 6th grade english you slimy dipshit? why are you going on podcasts to advertise youre too stupid to understand simple concepts?
Refresh the Page EP by Cooler Older Brother dropping July 20
i will watch anything filmed in NYC pre-Giuliani
Was he garage rock? I knew a garage rock dude who told me they are "immune to heat," which is why they can wear piles of clothes in any temperature.
HEY FRIENDS, my book is officially available for ✨PRE-ORDER✨
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it's simply too good!
i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms
tinnitus is very loud today. free noise set in my dome ✌️
fuck Donald Trump forever
A snack is a wish your tongue makes
I loved this, thank you
The Internet needs more weird friction