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I will ask around! Ruskin isn't very close for me and we have plans tomorrow as it is, but I might have some friends who could attend.

Important for pro-democracy Spaniards to know that the Minnesota State Fair has a paella truck with the tagline The Hotdish of Spain.

I’m just saying the cross-Atlantic solidarity runs deep.

Never send a White Zinfandel to do a Cabernet’s job.

WHAT.

Kind of amazing how being a President ages you.

These are the kind of race based negotiations I’m here for.

Been saying this for years.

TCU is a team full of whiny bitchass tittybabies.

Nevermind the court. This camera work is making me sick.

Is this the worst KU has been all season at free throws? It feels like it.

Your Big 12 Tournament floor scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. #kubball

And you may ask yourself "My god! What have I done!?"

This game is stupid.

Wait. You're BOTH getting work to look like Colin Jost?

Hegseth just wants to bang ScarJo and thinks this'll work.

You gotta love a dude, caffeinated to the moon, taking a moment for a solid troll. 😂😂😂

The first plank of my policy when I am made President of Basketball is that all held balls will go to the defender. This will reward good defense.

The second plank is making the first two days of the NCAA Tournament (and Election Day) a federal holiday.

Katherine Heigl makes first public appearance in years at Mar-a-Lago Katherine Heigl made a rare public appearance at President Donald Trump's Florida "summer White House," Mar-a-Lago.

The latest entry in my long-running jeremiad against this actor.

The prosecution rests, Your Honor.

If Cassandra were real and alive today, would she use Kalshi or Polymarket?

Medium? I guess it's good to have aspirations.

I remember once making Old Fashioneds at a friend's house. He didn't have a muddler, so I used an ice cream scoop. I'm pretty much Bear Grylls, now.

You're on a Miranda Priestly heater today?

Espied in a tree across the street from my house.

mew mew mew i dont wike daywight savings time, i wost a whole hour of my wifetime—oh sorry i am outside in the bright sunshine at 6:30pm for the first time in half a year and cannot hear your babyish mewling over the clinking ice in my glass of lemonade

I tell people that I also made this call, but no one believes me.

Weirdly, he's said to be an Orioles fan.

Got it.

Is your youngest using gender-neutral pronouns? I only ask because I want to get it right.