It appears they have captured Bart Simpson.
12.03.2026 02:42
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It appears they have captured Bart Simpson.
Shouldn't we have helped organize, train, and armed them before we started bombing?
Three part test:
1. Correct use of your/you're
2. Complete a Sudoku
3. Carry a bag of groceries up a flight of stairs
This is the way.
What about: Stop waving guns in our faces?
Having a convicted sex offender as the face of MAHA seems right on brand.
Seek the appointment of a Federal Court Receiver to take over the facility.
I think it is important to note that the US Attorney's office sent a sixth year lawyer, on loan from another agency, to a hearing on an OSC re Contempt. It is difficult to overstate how shocking this is.
What if we make them watch a season of Adam-12?
I hear they're going into the mushroom business.
It's a virtual leaky toilet.
Here's my full 50-page indictment of CBP and ICE and decades of corruption, abuse of force, racism, and misogyny. I promise you — however bad you've ever thought it was, the full reality is even worse, deadlier, and more corrupt. This isn't a "Trump only" phenomenon:
I was banging my head against the wall muttering "Congress did not appropriate any funds to do this" but then remembered it will be privately funded with bribes.
We did not understand how skilled our adversaries were in spreading disinformation. The destruction of our public health system and medical research programs will be an increasing drag on our economy for generations.
They are selected for their violent, sadistic, antisocial traits. It's basically The Parallax View.
They are selected for their violent, sadistic, antisocial personalities. Movie rec: The Parallax View.
Immigrants. They get the job done.
Yes, they were doing this in Los Angeles last summer but it was barely reported. However, the New York Times put together this extraordinary 20 minute report on it in late December, but no one really picked up on it.
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
3. Limit on number of agents that can be deployed. No more than 10% of local sworn police.
4. No detention of citizens.
5. No detention of lawful residents.
1. Need to terminate agents hired because they are violent, lawless, sadistic, antisocial personality types. That would likely be all agents hired under Trump/Noem. (Movie rec: The Parallax View)
2. All agents must be clearly identifiable. Uniforms, badges. nametags. No masks.
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“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”
Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945
*uncontrollable giggling*
Any parent who has ever participated in a class trip knows this.
They don't have time to file use of force reports, but they log every time someone yells "shame."
Joe Gamsky was a High School Debate Guy.
Don't you think our NATO allies have already told Trump that if he attacks Greenland NATO will seize or destroy Trump Organization assets around the world? Trump's insurers would likely not have to pay from damages relating to an act of war, and Trump would be left destitute, or at least devastated.
