Sarah

I did the sniff test first 🤣

Many of my ancestors landed in Southland. I just don’t have a huge respect for some of the voices I hear out of there these days.

I risked it because it’s early in the morning. Afternoons are a bit dodgier!

A chair with a “wee catcher” on it!

Is it safe to sit here today while I wait for Dad to be dressed? 🤣

It wasn’t great. Milky and could barely taste the coffee. But better than to no coffee I would have had at home with no power!

Out of stock at my local. I checked online. But Kmart came through.

Pyjamas that say Mr Grumpy not today

Yes it was my first and only port of call! Hopefully he isn’t grumpy about these 🤣

From what I found online last night, all the tops are short sleeved. And in also need them in my hands this morning to take to Dad.

Plenty of baby shops out there. I think there is a gap in the market for elderly shops. It would be nice to be able to go to one place to find ageing friendly goods and clothes!

Large coffee cup of coffee with the top smothered in cinnamon.

But first up. Coffee. I think they may have overdone the cinnamon 🤣

Pyjama shopping for Dad this morning. Instructions for them to be stretchy and no flannelette which is easier said than done!!

Power cut at 6:36 am. No idea what’s caused it. Odds are on car vs pole. 😩 not a great way to start the weekend. I need a coffee!

Just a beluga whale casually returning a rugby ball in the middle of the Arctic—like it's no big deal.

What were they thinking!!

My first BB plan was 500 MB per month. I was so excited I used it in a day and then paid overage. Never again 😄

Southland. Does not surprise me. Blue as the sky and dumb as rocks.

Tickets go on sale after he’s killed himself in his underground bunker ( under the new ballroom)

Dial up noises, time to pour a glass of wine and drink it while it loaded. HTML chatrooms where people sported huge animated gifs alongside their handles, and broke the room by not using closing tags. Cyber sex in the shadows. People leaving their families to run away to a foreign country for 💔

It also doesn’t wreck our roads. The amount of taxes we pay for roadworks done bad is 🙈

If only this dumb fuckery of a government got it.

I find antiflamme works well to help settle things post massage.

We had doubles. ‘d’ class? 😄

Yuk. The first bout for me was the worst. Rest up!

I really want to know what a class c sack race is now!

Let’s regulate teens using the bad thing, rather than regulate the bad thing. Anyone who thought that would ever work needs their head read.

So very true...

Horrific!

Eek it’s still in the 70’s here

A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council

The funniest wee video I've watched in a while. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

This is the regular reminder that the Auckland Harbour Bridge was only built with two lanes each way - necessitating the clip-ons a decade later - because the very first National government couldn’t tell the difference between an expense and an investment. Nothing’s changed in 60 years