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Lacey: "What'd they call?"

Me: "I don't know. I don't understand enough French."

Lacey: "I don't understand enough French or enough basketball."

10.03.2026 23:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Literally the job of the candidate to energize the electorate. They serve us, not the other way around. "Fuck you, vote for me" is, historically, a losing strategy.

07.03.2026 19:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Let's get rid of our only departments that we handily bested Walmart in." Brilliant.

I thought their revitalization attempts would center around actually cleaning their stores to make them look better than late-stage Kmarts, but this is clearly better.

07.03.2026 14:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only reason this doofus is even being offered the job is because Oklahoma is so solidly red that it won't hurt the Republicans.

06.03.2026 06:18 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

It is. It's also just the brainrot. Electability arguments are nonsense.

She probably would have lost. But Talarico will also lose. People that think you can appeal to the conscience of Republicans always lose, because those people don't have one. She might have at least reached new voters.

05.03.2026 08:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They can't actually reduce loneliness.

04.03.2026 06:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone is tired. The world is awful. That's all the more reason to approach each other with kindness. Someone trying to help you does not deserve to be attacked, even if their advice is not practical for you. A simple "thanks anyway," or even just ignoring the response is a kinder approach.

02.03.2026 21:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never preferred it to the RE1 remake, but loved it when it first came out. I remember being a bit shocked to learn it was divisive a decade or so later. I'd still put it in the top half of the mainline games.

02.03.2026 08:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When the thing I am screaming is "This is going to be awful and people are going to die!" I don't want to be right. I would rather look like an idiot.

01.03.2026 16:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I support toggles for accessibility, but as someone who has always gotten enjoyment out of discovery, overdone signposting makes a lot of games actively worse.

Obviously it depends on the type of game, but if it's meant to feel like an adventure or a mystery, painting everything yellow makes it bad

01.03.2026 15:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Truly, the most annoying thing about humans is that every generation thinks they've invented comedy.

15.02.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once again, goo-brained liberalism. You believe in a world order of people you deem worthy ruling over people you view as inferior. Those rails lead right to fascism and will every time. Going back to your old way will only lead to the same place we find ourselves in. Takes too in the head to miss

14.02.2026 03:50 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

And no, there is no nuance to my take on your anti-communist sentiment. It's pretty straightforward. Your sympathies are with fascists. But the fact that I don't hate communists doesn't make me a communist. Hope this helps.

14.02.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every communist I've ever met would disagree with you. I don't care what I'm called. I just like problems being solved. Hating people who want power in the hands of common people is fascism-adjacent. Not sure what's so difficult about this for you other than your need to defend your latent fascism

14.02.2026 01:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course a liberal is too goo-brained to understand any form of nuance. I don't have to agree with communists on everything to not be anti-communist.

14.02.2026 01:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's actually a gift to all of us who were worried this fraud might gain some traction in '28. Thanks, Gav!

14.02.2026 00:49 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is no anti-communist opposition to fascism. Just some who hope to put the mask back on the fascism.

14.02.2026 00:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Except about 30% of the US at this point

13.02.2026 23:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

From the guy whose only response was "I don't think this is true."

I'm not even a communist. But anti-communists are one mildly inconvenient day away from fascism.

13.02.2026 19:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anti-communism is a defining characteristic of fascism. Not everyone who disagrees with every communist idea is a fascist. But people who are specifically anti-communist are fascist at their core.

13.02.2026 07:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Peter Thiel would already be the worst human being alive without any association with Epstein.

05.02.2026 08:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alex Jones, 1996: “The US is ruled by a cabal of satanic pedophiles!”

Alex Jones, 2026, with ironclad confirmation the US is ruled by a cabal of satanic pedophiles: “Don Lemon is not bae and has zero swag.”

31.01.2026 17:18 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The problem is that it is this one, and then there will be absolutely no consequences.

25.01.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That would require Sam Altman to actually make something, so it seems unlikely.

23.01.2026 04:21 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keeping the lunatic from interefering with your plans while still working to deliver on the things you promised in your campaign is good politics. Dosregarding the left while hoping Republicans will vote for you is stupid and dumb politics. Hope this helps.

21.01.2026 05:20 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I also believe this is all the desperate and dying gasp of a failed power and ideology. But goddamn does it suck to live through.

04.01.2026 07:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus Christ, you still think that they care?

03.01.2026 16:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The only single difference is that Trump will tell you to your face that he thinks you should die and is too dumb and incapable to even think up these kinds of bullshit platitudes.

17.12.2025 22:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a terrible idea that won't work and nobody would like but it involves super powerful computers using up a lot of electricity so please send me $10 billion at your earliest convenience thank you.

18.11.2025 20:36 👍 189 🔁 31 💬 10 📌 1

Which version?

06.11.2025 22:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0