✭jack✭

Bring back dinner parties!

NOBODY BUT THE CHICKENS ARE GETTING LAID 🫨🫨

i’m sorry miss.kacey, WHAT!? 😨

dry spell by Kacey Musgraves

i will also volunteer if anyone has two zara larsson tickets

never thought i’d ever be asking for a twink to crush me with his biceps

This weather is giving me life

they didn’t even kiss :(

Do I get a prize for predicting the entire finale vote for vote?

NYC TAKE NOTES!!
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Fought with the boyf so naturally I bought an $8 coffee to make me feel better

Watching the storm outside my window as my manager says we will be opening the bar today

Anyone need a snowstorm buddy?? I can cook and am great at spooning 😌

low key hate this building though, let’s be real

Architecture 🤝 Olympics

oh yeah, photos printed and posted on our wall immediately

Customers called me a f***** last night and I just laughed and said “that’s all you got?”

we are if you want to move to nyc 😆

I’m literally a zero let’s make this harder 😂

nothing beats early morning faith 🧎

I HOPE YOU SETTLE DOWN, I HOPE YOU MARRY RICH. I HOPE YOU GET TO SEE NOAH KAHAN AT CITI FIELD!!

kvrt is calling your name!

Called out sick and my boss just thinks I’m hungover from the superbowl 😭

Do you think they are okay? 🥺

Now that Dry January is over, I can honestly say I didn’t feel any better or healthier 😭

i’ve had a cdmx trip planned for years and never found the time or people to go with 😭

“sure, i can work today i guess” 🙃

Applications are now open for snow day cuddle buddies!

Why isn’t cantaloupe a more common flavor? A cantaloupe margarita? Cantaloupe sorbet? I would eat a whole pack of cantaloupe Jolly Ranchers…

a woman in a red dress is sitting in a living room with flowers on the table . ALT: a woman in a red dress is sitting in a living room with flowers on the table .

Woke up to emails sent at 2am and then follow up emails at 9am