Gweeb

I’m all for gentrification until the car wash is $20

when I tell Noah I want to dress like a vampire he thinks I mean Draculaura and the hex girls
but I for sure mean Lestat and 1992 Dracula

wtf do you mean Raihn Ashraj will never be real and i cannot have him

you know how embarrassing it is to be a whole adult with emetephobia
grow up man
(this is about me)

here’s some gifts i’ve crocheted so far 😋

bringing my hairdresser a pic of moistcr1tikal

thinking about wallace and gromit

you can toe my afghan if you want

on the last episode of apple cider vinegar and no way they put her in that fuck ass sweater 😭

shanspeare is so beautiful

got a crochet block and now i can continue my blanket without having a box full of granny squares 😬

rest in reese’s pieces 😮‍💨
#ants

nice

reminds me of this thermal camera i found at a museum

yeah i like elder scrolls i guess, it's okay

Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else

i swear if tiktok was the way it is when i started college I’d be famous rn

i revel in being a menace in facebook

i love when you tubers have their cats in the background

what else do you listen to on the way to work
#discoelysium

my parasocial relationship with meat canyon gets worse by the day

found a gouache pen set and now i give a shit about digital art

I’m just incredibly disappointed and sad

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i would never objectify anyone

except for the meat bags in hashtag popping videos

always

Elon Musk claims "the leftists" are bad-mouthing his company. This isn't true. It's ordinary car buyers who are fed the fuck up.

i wish anyone ever told me what was going on