Apparently TikTok has made Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe Thru The Tulips” into a thing. The kids in class were surprised I knew who he was. I was like “of course I know Tiny Tim! He was famous since the 60s and he was on the Howard Stern show.” The kid looks at me blankly. “What’s that?”
Jupiter and Venus this morning
And number 36….?
RIP Tom Lehrer
“I never wrote a picture in my life.” Classic.
For many people, today is the last day they will have with 10 fingers.
Here he is, folks. The President of the United States selling his new men’s cologne for $199 and women’s perfume for $249.
I asked Google the price difference between the Kia Soul and Kia Forte and this is what I got.
This is a very niche joke but it made me laugh
At least call them by their correct name: “Brussels Sprouts”
My seniors got me a flag for my office as a graduation gift. Speechless.
“Its”
There’s always a tweet.
The Pee Wee doc on Max is fantastic.
So is the “Joan is Awful” episode of Black Mirror that I just rewatched. Hilarious and clever as hell.
spap oop!
RIP to the composer who was so essential to the texture of The Simpsons for over 20 years. i've enjoyed episodes since he left, but i can say without a doubt the background music is now terrible to the point of being distracting (it's shocking they don't even try to emulate Clausen's style)
Someone at Home Chef is gunning for a raise, or else just doesn’t care anymore
I recently tried out a dog training service called PawChamp and when I went to watch the videos, they are all terrible A.I. robots and it’s impossible to listen to. Avoid PawChamp if you were ever considering it.
Just a little note because it's been driving me nuts watching these words blend:
- wary means apprehensive.
- weary means tired.
"I am wary of snake oil salesmen."
"I have labored too long and now I am weary."
These are different words! Please use them accordingly!