oh fuck off
12.03.2026 12:45
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I'm not 100% sure James Talarico is not this guy
11.03.2026 01:55
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*lede
11.03.2026 01:40
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The basic vibe and scariness of every Matthew Lillard scene in Scream 7
11.03.2026 00:42
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I'm not being snarky, but I think it should be at least a decade and probably more.
10.03.2026 19:47
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I know him! He and I both had run-ins with Brian the Gauche.
10.03.2026 18:05
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*toward
*yards
10.03.2026 15:19
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09.03.2026 16:32
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This is how I access Bluesky
09.03.2026 15:29
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I'm *not* saying I kinda hope that schoolbus drives away towards the horizon in the background and suddenly explodes about 100 years down the road. In fact. I would never say that.
09.03.2026 13:53
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Obama's going to share this pic with the caption, "We must never."
09.03.2026 01:56
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I might have to kill myself.
08.03.2026 21:47
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Redirecting...
I would die for these two good turkey boys, these watchful protectors:
www.facebook.com/share/v/1GWt...
08.03.2026 21:45
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I honestly really fucking hate it.
08.03.2026 21:43
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How much of a softboy am I? I follow a Facebook account called something like "bus stop turkeys" that posts videos of this family's two turkeys waiting at a bus stop with the kids until the schoolbus picks them up, and it breaks my heart that the kids never say goodbye to the turkeys.
08.03.2026 21:42
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Still thinking about this^, fwiw
08.03.2026 02:18
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Yeah but they're blank and made with cheap, brown paper. That's why the cars are so cheap. And yet everybody thanks it's for other reasons and are constantly talking about this. This is not literally the first time I've ever heard the subject broached. Someone's finally taking your asses to church.
07.03.2026 23:44
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Yeah, you pieces of shit.
07.03.2026 23:21
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Don't make me laugh. My belly is full of chocolates.
07.03.2026 21:27
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Small price to pay.
07.03.2026 21:26
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I wonder what a German weisswurst coated in a pretzel-inspired batter would taste like.
07.03.2026 21:25
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If we increased the iron content in hot dogs, maybe we could use some sort of magnetic levitation instead of a stick??
07.03.2026 21:23
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All right, ok, I see it. Good. Let's keep cooking.
07.03.2026 21:19
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It's both possible and morally correct to hold the simultaneous opinions that corn dogs are good but should be better somehow.
07.03.2026 20:58
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Sometimes an elected official turns out to be bad, and I'm always gobsmacked when I found out that their (clairvoyant??) opponent in the election predicted they wouldn't be good. WHAT ELSE ARE THESE WISE LOSERS NOT TELLING US?!?
07.03.2026 09:59
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Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville has seen better days.
07.03.2026 09:54
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It honestly wouldn't kill anyone for one of the shows or movies to show a character doing something equivalent to first-day paperwork. What's the Rebellion version of a performance review? Stuff like that, in small doses. (Please forgive my ignorance if this *has* been done.)
06.03.2026 18:24
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It also sort of looks if Fraggle Rock happened in the caves of Wakanda. (Complimentary.)
06.03.2026 16:29
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