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Dan Dennis

@beerbatteredboy

Brisbane based funny fella 🎀 30 & Food πŸ”πŸŸ Get around it

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I'm a good Catholic in that I still use my rosary beads but I'm a bad Catholic in the sense that I only use them as a fidget toy

14.01.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The best things in life are free, the second best things are $7 because that's how much a 1kg tub of hummus costs

13.01.2026 12:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Missed 2025’s big hits? 🍿 2026 brings the Oscar heavyweights to Aus! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ“½οΈ #Movies #Oscars #Australia #FilmSky

13.01.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn auto correct got me! I have one of his t-shirts too!

13.11.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What about Cory Blank? They gave us the Spy vs Spy (John Le CarrΓ© version)???

13.11.2025 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

they should do a new now you see me where one of the horseman is just a guy from Queensland who had to get their magician licence to own a pet rabbit

30.10.2025 09:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if people took addiction seriously, every bar would have a specified tiktok area and you couldn't look at them within 10m from a door

15.10.2025 22:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

make da art, edit the art, re-edit the art because it's still not what you thought it would be in your head, repeat until you hate the art and the concept of creating, publish the art, only receive a comment from a supportive aunt. a thousand blossoms bloom in your soul, this is living

24.08.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

creating a late naughties/early 2000s metalcore themed real estate agency with the tagline, "selling castles fit for a scene queen"

04.08.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

actively sweating in my ill-fitting suit, going through my notes to pitch a reboot of a classic sitcom with a new take to my local arts body. it's about a bald man on a cold day wanting to stay warm, I call it "I dream of beanie"

02.08.2025 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it's not a loan that drastically affects me like higher education loans elsewhere in the world but was pretty stoked to pay off my HECS this week

17.07.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

loved the new Superman movie. The entire movie felt like they were trying to remind us that it's not an 'S' on his chest; it's the symbol for hope #filmskyπŸŽ₯

13.07.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's all fun and games until someone calls the paw patrol

09.07.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

idk man, the longer I live in a consumerist society the more I accept shit posting as the highest form of art. can't be monetized, can't be commodified, pure love of the game and 100% creation

08.07.2025 12:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not that anybody's asked, but New Years Day on the Financial Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary event, carrying no Astronomical significance at all.

30.06.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hard week for me, was fired. I used to work in organised crime; it was my job to take people round back and finish them off.

Turns out they wanted me to kill the bastards!

27.06.2025 02:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WIN: A Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition WIN: A Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition

I love winning stuff, sue me.

I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...

27.06.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

turning grayscale on for my phone to make it feel like the beginning of Poor Things (reflective of my limited perspective and subsequent journey of self-discovery as I transition into a vibrant world of colour #filmskyπŸŽ₯

18.06.2025 05:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WIN: Nintendo Switch 2 Console + SEGA Switch 2 Game Packs WIN: Nintendo Switch 2 Console + SEGA Switch 2 Game Packs

I want a Nintendo switch 2 for free so I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Nintendo Switch 2 console + SEGA Switch 2 game pack competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...

09.06.2025 00:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

psoting from my laptop, cake's in the oven, jokes in my heart

30.05.2025 07:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've followed it up with a much better movie; a complete unknown. I decided to not catch this in cinemas because I thought it would be a perfect movie for a sick day and, so far, boy was I right

29.05.2025 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only thing it does well is showcasing people without powers vs super types (Sam without Serum, Leader uses tech) but even then, Sam is still doing everything that most supers can do so I guess it doesn't matter if you are artificially enhanced or not?

29.05.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know no one cares what one more "White Man"β„’ cares about the MCU but God this movie is so sauceless compared to Thunderbolts*. Most interesting part is The Leader's weird mutant frog/toad makeup

29.05.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am home sick today and I am treating myself with some ✨movies✨ I've missed over the last few months. As I've always followed the rule of eating the least appealing food on your plate first, I'm starting with Captain Falcon

29.05.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My favourite part about this story is that it breaks on the same day Apple TV+ debuted the trailer for their next big show CarΓͺme: a french show about the nations greatest pastry chef who is also an elite level spy

21.03.2025 06:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DiCaprio in a PTA movie?? Dangerous day to be a white man with an A24 cap

21.03.2025 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It took last week's Oscars to learn that Jon Voight and John Lithgow are two different people πŸŽ₯ #filmsky

10.03.2025 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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billy "the butcher" cuttings took the substance

07.03.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

think people were also panic buying comfort food for Alfred because the only thing I couldn't nab was a packet of cheerios

06.03.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Towards the mid point of the game I had boosted health & damage enough that I could just run and gun through imperial bases. Made the game infinitely more enjoyable for me

03.03.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0