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@g0blin-king

Professional Gamer TM, full of whimsy and goblins One day ill learn to Post Good

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even as a cis dude explaining this exact point to my guy friends sometimes feels like

11.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

any americans want to mail me mountain dew bhaja blast i need to try it to become gamer

11.03.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is that good

11.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LFG!

11.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1500 πŸ” 190 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 11

same except i mean the trilogy from like 30 years ago before i was born

10.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yah

10.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You might not think biometric data is a big deal. I ask you, would you sit down and give your butthole to the corporations? Hm? 🫱(_Γ—_)🫲 scan your hole and print it everywhere? Maybe you would! I don't know your life! But certainly not for free! That's biometric data. Selling ur butthole.

10.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
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Kirsche fans insisting shes a fun streamer and not that they just need a woman to validate them being losers

10.03.2026 08:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad my patreon money is being put to good use: pokemon ganes

10.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon is *absolutely* petty, vain and bored enough to ban you specifically, or at least personally instruct it

10.03.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look ill watch gundam soon i swear

09.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"How"

09.03.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mfw i see the price of death stranding 2 on PC

09.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"?
New school : Highguard
Old school: Concord 
Retro: LawBreakers
Ancient: Evolve
Pre Historic: Battleborn

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

07.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 4042 πŸ” 1210 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 124
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Me when i try to pass the Strait of Hormuz

07.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the US & israel kicked this off unprovoked by attacking a school full of kids, i'm not sure why the fuck i'm supposed to see a headline about their murder infrastructure being destroyed and think "oh no, what a bad development"

07.03.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 2029 πŸ” 266 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

No need to brag

06.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 09:19 πŸ‘ 4456 πŸ” 1230 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 35

Im shocked they had the balls to shoot it down tbh

05.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"combination US Army Advisor and foot fetish model"

really captures the design intent of AI huh

05.03.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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What 1000xRESIST is not:
❌ a game with combat
❌ an emotionally cozy game
❌ a quick story

What 1000xRESIST is:
βœ… a doomed yuri simulator
βœ… a game that will break your heart (& maybe not put it back together)
βœ… a story you won’t forget anytime soon

Get it for 40% off! ⬇️

04.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 475 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 13

holy shit thats some real gamer skills

04.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 3044 πŸ” 468 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 17

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

03.03.2026 10:09 πŸ‘ 1684 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 9

It should have been sigma instead and not end

03.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mario sits in the chibi reviews chair

03.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NEWS
THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN
"I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

NEWS THE RIZZLER SAYS HE IS 'DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED' WITH ISRAEL'S AGGRESSIVE MILITARY TACTICS TOWARDS IRAN "I strongly disagree with Israel's tactics"

02.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 977 πŸ” 181 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 14

bury me with my computers

02.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2

UP AND COMING

02.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0