Jodie May Sampson🏳️‍⚧️🌈

Fuck this place. I'm going back to Spain. #Cold #Wet #Windy #UKsucks

I cannot believe I was the first with the R Lee Ermey meme. What happened to people?

From the time I picked up a dog-eared copy of Mort while in the Falkland Islands in the 90's, your Dad's books always made me smile. And in the case of the very last book, also cry.
Lots of love to you and young Sam. ❤️

Like these guys, I'm all for apocalyptic bum-fun. Bring it. @larryandpaul.bsky.social vm.tiktok.com/ZNRu5DS66/

You were nicking copper cable, admit it!

Trespassing on railway lines!?

The Culloden museum near Inverness is also very good for storytelling from a couple of different perspectives. So you get the story, see how it actually played out on a graphic projected onto the floor, then go out and see the battleground. And it being in Scotland, in the exact same conditions.

I don't think I've ever been in a prettier city than Granada. #Spain *yes I'd love a visa, thanks.

Spanish country road, straight and stretching miles into the distance.

Snow capped mountains reflected in a lake.

To drive over a rise and see a road like this stretching before me today was like something from a movie. Well played Spain, well played. (And not a pothole on the entire thing. Or a police car hidden behind some bushes half way along)
I'm ashamed my photos can't do the scenery justice #Spain

Absolutely horrendous queues at Málaga passport control. This is going to be so much more fun come the summer holidays. I suggest that patriotic British people bring popup tents, give it a "waiting for a royal wedding" vibe. Cheers Brexit. #Brexit #fuckFarage.

Yes but first thing he'll do is assert his authoritaaaa by being more awful than the last one.

Were they sold the Tuk-Tuks on the promise that they were magic Tuk-Tuks? And that they went off on their own at night fighting crime?

Markwayne Mullin: Who is Trump's pick for Homeland Security secretary? The first-term senator, who was once a mixed martial arts fighter, has been a supporter of Trump's policies.

This confuses me, as aren't they usually Billy-Bob or Skeeter or something? This one sounds like what two bricklayers from Basildon have written on their battered van. #US
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You were basically starting from the top of the bottom of the barrel with her. The next person in post will immediately be more awful in order to prove themselves to Old Father Crime.

I love this film, so thought I'd bastardize it for topical humour purposes. #Dragnet #Humour #Satire #UK

Wow, it's basically one program being passive aggressive to another. The raspi-config programmer must have had a fight with their partner on the SSH team that day.

Muy, muy no bueno.

@oocnoncensored.bsky.social your recent episode was, quite frankly, smutty and filthy. So I've joined your Patreon.

I was less despondent about the state of everything this morning. So I joined @greenparty.org.uk as I continue to hope. Then Trump bombed Iran, and I found a RaspberryPi Zero2 can't record h264 and wrap it as an mp4 at the same time, so I'm back to 🟩1 #HopeNotHate #RaspberryPi #Python #BadCodingDay

Trump has ethics concerns?

@geoffnorcott.bsky.social Catch 22? Seriously? 😸🦢🦢 Would have been better.

To be fair, if she'd asked him to define "integrity' he'd be equally as stumped.

Would it be possible to introduce PR prior to the next general election? Surely with the collapse of their vote, along with the LD+Con, there would be an appetite for it in HOC now?

You joke, but Dr Bullshit was just on ITV news complaining about electoral fraud. 🙄

it turns out that reform’s message of “vote for us to get rid of the muslims” works better in constituencies where there aren’t a) any muslims and b) anyone who knows any muslims

There may be some hope for the country yet. Perhaps my total pessimism is unfounded? So not accelerating my plans deliberately but if I get a job then I'm still outtahere.

Stoke me a clipper, Rob. 😢

Sometimes, just sometimes, the internet is great. 🤣

This is joyous!