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Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social

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The six starting pitchers for the 2015 Braves, all under 25 and future aces.

The six starting pitchers for the 2015 Braves, all under 25 and future aces.

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Giants should trade for Bobby Witt Jr.

10.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 5
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two young men are standing on a sidewalk next to a truck . ALT: two young men are standing on a sidewalk next to a truck .

me, at the water cooler, wondering something specific about the shoes

10.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

always check the date of the articles you click on, make sure they're current, like this one definitely has to be

09.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i never do this! even when Savers charges me $3.99 for a Julie Andrews Christmas record, when it's like, dude, just let me have it for fifty cents, trust me.

09.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, right now?

09.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Explain this to me in baseball terms

09.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 1

Making lil Marco walk around the Oval Office like he’s wearing daddy’s shoes. It’s funny as an intentional or unintentional bit.

09.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the world is on fire but this subplot is incredible

09.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

what can i say, people love reading about marvin benard

09.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

the silent's my favorite because I'm equally comfortable with discard, poison, or shiv. all of them are just as fun, and they mix and match well, too.

09.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ryan Walker aims to forge ahead as Giants’ closer, with an assist from Sergio Romo As a spring training guest instructor, Romo spoke with Walker about how to handle failure and how to adjust when the league adjusts to you.

Sergio Romo had to develop as a person as well as a pitcher in order to handle the anxieties of being a big league closer. He's been an asset and counselor in Giants camp this spring as Ryan Walker seeks to do the same.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

09.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i'm in the middle of Act 1 with him right now, my first try. Not sure what to think, but it's clear this game was made with as much love and care as the first one.

09.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it took me a LONG time to win when I played the first one back in 2017 or whatever. more bosses, not fewer, and remove strikes and defends at (almost) every opportunity. Once you get comfortable with those, it opens up a bit

09.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Update: My first victory was with the Silent on my second try. I was shivving people off, I was shivving people on. They're going to be talking about that one for a while. I'm going to be talking about that one for a while.

09.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

retvrn, but for sitcoms with adopted black kids and their warm-but-stuffy white parents

09.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey dolphin, I saw your tweet again but didn't remember it and said "good tweet!" then came here to find my own comment. Getting old is going to fucking rip

09.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

currently imagining a Parks Harber or JesΓΊs RodrΓ­guez at-bat against Camilo Doval in the ninth inning of a World Series game and having a very fun time doing it

09.03.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live)
Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live) YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO

They did it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Vd...

09.03.2026 06:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bands at the festival that I've already seen:

Public Enemy
Tool
Buckethead
QOTSA
STP
Melvins
Body Count
Cypress Hill*

* not in concert, but in line at the Jack-in-the-Box on 3rd Ave. in San Mateo at 1:00 a.m. with their entourage, all INCREDIBLY high, which is more satisfying than a concert

09.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not too snobby to see Limp Bizkit or Insane Clown Posse. I think they would be a lot of fun to see. I just wouldn't go to a festival like this unless I had a little room in the back with a cot and some books.

09.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to see Rivers of Nihil on Friday and get out of there. They're literally the last band on the poster that day. Can I, like, buy them a very nice dinner or get them a gift certificate somewhere, and they give me a pass, I see them and leave. Feels like we all make out with that one.

09.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Hamlet Remake

Anagrams for: atlee hammaker 10,503 found. Displaying first 500: A Hamlet Remake

everyone else does this when they procrastinate, right?

09.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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Attacks leave dead vs killed

09.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 10038 πŸ” 2628 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 122

i will die for u tugboat

09.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the lessons of the Iran war is that it was a huge mistake not to even try to put any of the Iraq war architects in prison. We shouldn’t make it again.

08.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 3859 πŸ” 756 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 28

thinking about current events

08.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, if we're worried about the cost and the spectacle of trials, I have a really good idea for the near future (that involves the Patriots' team plane.)

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lmao I almost texted you

08.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is gonna be a long, long few months. Pray for me.

07.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0