hennessy williams

y’all keep an eye out for mcdonald’s employees quitting their job and suddenly having cash on hand…

if you even care.

the real victims are the poor workers at kinkos having 4 more years of angry boomers coming in 5 times a month bc their oversized presidential endorsement got vandalized

they should invent an app where gay men can have anonymous sex and trans people can be harassed by down low dudes

them: "yeah i bought tickets to when we were young festival!"
me: “oh so you're an

decorating my house to match this app

they call me Tom the way i’m trying to kill the mouse in my kitchen

shower beers are my absolute favorite summertime tradition

a water bottle rolling to your feet on the subway is a method of trafficking.
you pick up the fentanyl laced bottle then they carry your unconscious body up the stairs of the wheelchair inaccessible station

god let us have showers, beers, waterproof speakers, and James Buffet bc he knew some of us would fucking hate our jobs

don’t think so i’m rarely in spring garden area

https://twitter.com/chef_girlardee/status/1628837692342403072?s=46&t=Rb0ygcQJk6cOYmTt2YFsMQ

just realized my thread about philly halal carts’ lamb over rice reviews and ratings won’t transfer over here 😔

you can dose ffs? 😲

look what i caught at work!

i wonder what it’s like inside your head…
i know it smells crazy in there

i am the only monogamous queer on bluesky and they want to silence my for it

cajun alfredo :)

i think 2024 holds my drag king arc

am i using this right?

she blew my sky til i left twitter