Jollz

TW: employent

imagine how much aura the Mayans would have had if the world ended in 2012

is it me or is the whole zombie genre in games/tv completely over played and has been for like 5 years now

expedition 33 is game of the year.

the music, the story, the visuals, the combat. all S tier

the music so good i don’t even want to load into the game, or leave the camp

omg they added a valorant player card after me, so kind 🥺

watched the minecraft movie, why was it lowkey fire

10M NET WORTH ON SCHEDULE 1. 100%’d the game

i’m so mad

happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️🖤

yall are hot af

wait

PST and PDT are different depending on daylight savings time????

same for EST and EDT

CST and CDT

bro can we patch the clock system. wtf going on

good morning

how i have to sit when the chair gremlin claims her property

“i bet they’ll have flying cars in 2025”

2025:

“don’t feed the cats”

ok. no sign about not stealing them

emotional support cat when you’re fighting for ur life on the toilet

the sexual tension between me and the container of oreos hidden in the pantry is immeasurable

i should call him 😩

i’ll find you pookie 🥺

you guys celebrate your cat’s birthday or am i weird?

hey pookie i just cuddled your voodoo doll, did you feel it

WAIT THIS IS SO GOOD OMG 🥹😭😭

my curse was lifted do u wanna hangout now

when they still haven’t asked you to be their daylight on daylights savings day 😔

happy international women’s year, you guys thought it ended?? smh grow up

(6’0 single, hates periods, reads books, bi)

In English, we say: "i love you"

But in poetry, we say: "kitten, your purrs are peaking on discord pls turn your mic down"

“i like ur tattoos” so when we getting married