vick vinegar, bodyguard

Actually the perfect analogy I love it

I love when a show is set in Bristol and the only reference they have is b-roll of the suspension bridge over and over again, which is, of course, the only landmark in Bristol.

You’re goddamn right I’m looking at caravans for sale at the Danny Dyer caravan parks

Dorit is killin it

WHY am I suddenly getting loads of ads for running apps. 2026 will not be the year I become a runner. Nope.

What offense

Philadelphia eagles player and offensive player of the year, Saquon Barkley, is on a laptop screen on a bed overlooking the Indian Ocean

Good morning go birds say it back

A transition card from this weeks episode of RHOSLC that says ‘Whitney’s telepathic tasting’

RHOSLC is the greatest masterpiece on modern television

My grandmother owned a plot of land in NM for years before she died and I never understood why, then I started watching Dark Winds and I’m like oh wow I get it I need to go there

Strange fruit, hard bargain.

ABSOLUTELY NOT DOING.

A super fan wears a “Hayley Williams is my favorite band” T-shirt

I’ll be the biggest star at this racist country singer’s bar

One really bad thing that’s happened this week: reform want to take away my permanent residency

One really cool thing that’s happened this week: one of my newest accounts is a Victorian cemetery

This show is so effortlessly camp I’m obsessed

She’s a grade A housewives wrecking ball 😂

As an immigrant living in a rural town it’s been wild to see so many flags go up haphazardly and then tear/shred apart in the recent wind, but what’s more worrying is the strange tolerance for red cross graffiti on things like crosswalks and roadworks signs. It’s so embarrassing people buy in.

Yashar I thought we told you not to look at the models, it’s not allowed.

Fair.

Threat level what

An almost full blood moon rises over a treeline in north Dorset, UK

Yesterdays moonrise in North Dorset

A glorious array of new wines to the LWC portfolio, tasted this morning at Walcot House in Bath, England

I had a very good morning, thanks for asking

I do so many staff trainings for bars and restaurants and it’s so difficult to explain yes there are things that absolutely taste great together and always work but also people can drink whatever they want with their food.

I just had Bruno paillard extra brut with a beef roast. There are no rules!

A perfectly ripe fig sliced in half to admire its beauty with two doggies in the foreground

Please admire this perfectly ripe fig I plucked from a tree on the side of my driveway.

I’ve never seen ripe figs on that tree before. I guess it’s what three months of sunshine will do to the fruit trees of Dorset ☀️

When I was a freshman in uni one of the first books I had to read for a class was about ‘nature deficit disorder’ and how this exact lost connection to nature and the outdoors has done something negative to our brains!

Rivesaltes is always a good choice 🤩

Buckle in

It came out yesterday on Netflix and it’s so bad and hilarious I am still watching and having a FUCKING BALL ⛳️

Unfortunately for me and everyone, Happy Gilmore 2 proves I still have a massive crush on Adam Sandler

He said I cannot deal with Jesse for the rest of my life 🫥