Kimmel warns about Trump doing a false flag attack here at home and blaming Iran

I see a future where these dudes get endless swirlies

Liz Landers 🙌

This is Liz Landers. Big props

@elizlanders.bsky.social

a man wearing a black mask with a collar around his neck . ALT: a man wearing a black mask with a collar around his neck .

DNC

“And you’re wearing a rotten diaper. I can smell the evidence.”

Fuck Target

WAR....

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

I laughed too hard at this

Cooked is a six letter word. We are definitely fucked 🤣

Cool, Pete—now do 10 actual pull-ups to prove your masculinity. PAB

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Yeah, but eggs

Pipe down, shebitch!

steep it in ferments

Ew

This dude is the worst

Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.

Who needs free healthcare and education anyway?

Hell yeah

lol don’t assume my progressivism bro

I would vote for a non restarted green party candidate

Those who stand for nothing will fall for anything.

Fuck this guy

Don’t worry everybody, Thomas is on the job

www.propublica.org/article/trum...

Kirkified epstein

The members of Weezer on the cover of their first album. Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing. If you’re one of those people who always comments ‘um, this is the wrong picture’, then for sure you’re not reading this. It’s probably more like you saw the post and thought ‘lemme see what he put in the alt text this time’ cuz you know there’s usually something dumb in here too. Well, you were right

The Big Bang Theory follows four brilliant but socially awkward Caltech scientists whose lives shift when aspiring actress Penny moves in next door, sparking friendships, romances, and comedic clashes between geek culture, personal growth, and everyday relationships across twelve seasons.

Nice

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