I refuse to accept that Harris Teeter is a real grocery store
I don't care that I can see one before me and I don't care that I've even been inside one.
NOT. REAL.
I think you're right. But also it gives ...which facts is it based on? Clearly not the town name. Maybe the existence of sports. And gravity? It could be aaaaaaanything!
There's something really weird about "fact-based" in there
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
MORE ESCAPED TORTOISES
Im so mad I haven't found one on the loose yet
This should be a much bigger story. Kegseth is essentially saying he wants to use the Anthropic software to commit war crimes and will therefore not agree to be bound to well established US and international law rules. Outrageous.
tweet from lisa desjardins reporting SOTU might be up to 3 hours long
It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas
My mom has achieved cosmic balance today by playing her call to Comcast support on very loud SPEAKERPHONE in my living room but also shes being really nice to the agent and just told her she's wonderful so like 😑
Very true, our neighbors once threatened to shoot our dog because he found their illegal deer carcass pile
I will take my neighbor rage-binning a smoke detector with a built in battery and no off switch (WHY DOES THAT EXIST) any day!!
Growing up rural did not prepare me for the realities of suburban life, such as, oh, it was my neighbors trash can that was beeping incessantly all night long
(Luckily I could not hear it inside or I would probably be in jail for throwing a garbage bin into the sun)
Yeah I agree. I do super detailed shit all day and it's nice to make something fun and pretty that I don't have to project manage and can fix if I get distracted lol
And sometimes people do both! :)
No for real! Like I play 6+ hour stock market railroad simulator board games *for fun* and this gives me a rage headache
That sounds... Insane?
Rümeysa Öztürk, who was swept off the streets of Somerville last year by masked immigration agents, announced she completed her doctorate. “I would like to be called Dr. Öztürk, not Miss Öztürk, from now on," she wrote in a social media post.
The instruction book for my Lego treehouse was 400 pages long
I absolutely did not have the patience or executive function for that shit until I was 30 😅
But idk maybe I'm also a coward idk lol
A deranged black cat in a purple cat tube staring out with eyes utterly devoid of reason or logic
The same cat when the strange mood strikes
Please enjoy a deranged cat snuggling with my baby's "babies"
He is afraid of the full sized baby (valid, baby is now a toddler)
They also do not even have the institutional backing to successfully prosecute their chosen examples. Remember that Sandwich guy was acquitted.
Wait so dog killer lady is being replaced with bribe guy to oversee the armed feds currently invading a major US city, kidnapping and killing people at will?
Oh gee how helpful
Seriously
Feels appropriate right now
NOT the point, but they look like they're sitting on a couples toilet
Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times
genuinely stunning image
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.
www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
If this doesn’t piss you off then there’s something wrong with you.
in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today
Oh! Yeah that's not too bad! And I think we all expect a certain amount of chaos from scheduling emails
It's still going. It knows that even if I get over my enjoyment of the flowers, I'm afraid of bees, so it has summoned many bees as well
Lol reminds me of when my job put in a new policy about daily timecard entry for hourly employees. They managed to stop it after it got through about two months of warnings for completed *prior year* timecards 😆😅
