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@keefthedm

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Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles

Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles

Confusing Japanese Glory Hole Has Too Many Bells And Whistles https://theonion.com/confusing-japanese-glory-hole-has-too-many-bells-and-whistles/

27.02.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1447 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 10

Slop’s gonna slop

20.01.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 357 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi I'm doing a Christmas Sale on all my comics and image pack bundles! They're all 50% off for the next month. This includes all my image pack bundles, as well as the Our Fierce Differences pack! ✨✨✨

If you've ever wanted to own a PDF of my spicy stuff, now's the time! ❀️ itch.io/s/175024/chr...

15.12.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 236 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

08.12.2025 09:29 πŸ‘ 27961 πŸ” 7579 πŸ’¬ 371 πŸ“Œ 1110
27.11.2025 00:52 πŸ‘ 372 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 0
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AT AN INSTINCTUAL LEVEL I ORDERED A PIZZA YESTERDAY NOT KNOWING IT WAS INTERNATIONAL PIZZA DAY

MY LUST FOR THE CRUST WILL NOT BE REBUFFED FOR I AM GOD’S STRONGEST ITALIAN STALLION

22.11.2025 07:43 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Cindersap Forest

Cindersap Forest

Pelican Town

Pelican Town

Calico Desert

Calico Desert

Ginger Island

Ginger Island

Tried out some new stuff with these Stardew travel illustrations! πŸ“

20.11.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A plastic container full of white cheddar powder stands on the countertop next to three lines of white powder and a multi blade razor head

A plastic container full of white cheddar powder stands on the countertop next to three lines of white powder and a multi blade razor head

who wants to fuckin party

05.09.2025 02:23 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh
OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa
ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh OOUUuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

i think about this tweet every single day

18.08.2025 03:35 πŸ‘ 5972 πŸ” 2045 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 28

Your worldbuilding is just so good, I love all the details you put into your work to tie the setting together

23.07.2025 16:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An idiot baby sits down in a plastic bag

An idiot baby sits down in a plastic bag

It's her bag now

30.06.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Putting these Dustbunny Plushies through some tests with my assistant Lance!

#Dustbunnies #plushies #customplushies

04.05.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
May 3

May 3

Today is the only day you can repost this.

03.05.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 2234 πŸ” 938 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8
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Here he comes.. πŸ•πŸΎπŸ’–πŸ˜…

08.04.2025 17:24 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now

'Bulbasaur has stopped the trolley with his vines, saving you from having to explore a philosophical scenario' - all the people tied to the tracks smile, knowing that they are safe now

14.03.2025 06:38 πŸ‘ 4268 πŸ” 1099 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 32
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07.03.2025 01:58 πŸ‘ 2891 πŸ” 676 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 20

You didn't like my tabletop gaming anecdote? Huh. I guess you had to be pretending to be there.

01.03.2025 09:45 πŸ‘ 666 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.

Photograph of the text of a magazine review of The Sims 2: H&M Fashion Stuff.

This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.

13.02.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 4167 πŸ” 780 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 70
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Mom, can I hold your hand…?

05.02.2025 13:20 πŸ‘ 32350 πŸ” 2462 πŸ’¬ 370 πŸ“Œ 77
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22.01.2025 15:44 πŸ‘ 130124 πŸ” 31696 πŸ’¬ 1786 πŸ“Œ 2061
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Our amazing planet

21.01.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 10465 πŸ” 930 πŸ’¬ 184 πŸ“Œ 65
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An adorable white mountain stoat hopping through the snow ❄️

17.01.2025 00:23 πŸ‘ 535 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9
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Uni :3

07.01.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 5270 πŸ” 817 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 17

[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are

17.12.2024 23:08 πŸ‘ 10673 πŸ” 2366 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 34
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Italian astrophotographer Marcella Julia Pace spent 10 years capturing these 48 colors of the Moon.

02.01.2025 01:20 πŸ‘ 2737 πŸ” 530 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 38

Happy New Year!

Rest in piss 2024, you shall not be missed

31.12.2024 23:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy New Years ya'll.

31.12.2024 16:34 πŸ‘ 727 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0