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Sent by Julius Caesar when we found a time machine. I'm securing the area before he gets here. He had a bad feeling about Brutus, but didn't elaborate.

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The guy has bottled up a lot of....things

11.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yet, nothing's happening

11.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys stop freaking out, the baseball cap was a sign of respect to the heroes who had passed. How so, you say? I'm not sure.

08.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I reported to Julius Caesar by sending a probe back in time. I advised to delay the invasion, the situation is a bit too volatile at the moment.

07.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My favourite part was when she examined Trump's behaviour like she examined monkeys

01.10.2025 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have not yet seen anyone showing off the Charlie Kirk Halloween costume รก la Paul Pelosi

11.09.2025 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this Nate's way to ask Elon for some money?

01.09.2025 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree the second is better, the increased scope made it more adventurous while there was still a sense of isolation due being lost in a strange city.

And of course the second one has Tim Curry. I rest my case.

28.08.2025 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's a lot of verbal gymnastics to make MS NOW work

18.08.2025 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That might be 67 million more than the money they have

18.08.2025 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I approve of this dude, even though it's against my religion

16.08.2025 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately he's outside the scope of Trump's pardon power

02.05.2025 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or else

07.04.2025 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's what he said

07.04.2025 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like we may not have to fight the Boss Man, he will selfdestruct on his own

07.04.2025 18:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not christmas yet mum

05.04.2025 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was time to retire Mr. Bond anyway

21.02.2025 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Give him a drink he'll sing a different song

13.02.2025 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elon in government is like a child in a candy shop

20.12.2024 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dude can barely speak, let's make him speaker

20.12.2024 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Boss Man attacks what he's afraid of

18.12.2024 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can this man just stop doing anything

15.12.2024 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It also reveals the self righteous nature of the guardian

12.12.2024 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope Putin will live just long enough to see it all crumble

10.12.2024 18:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea IGN had awards

10.12.2024 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never thought Luigi would leave Mario's shadow in such a dramatic way

10.12.2024 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There was no clocktower on the guestlist

08.12.2024 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's also very close to his mum like Pete Hegseth, she could be the one who went down the stairs

07.12.2024 01:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pressure is on for daddy Joe

06.12.2024 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll take it without the bird poo at the bottom

06.12.2024 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0