When the p value is <0.0001
Mike Burrows has thrown 12.2 scoreless innings to open Grapefruit League play. He's struck out 15, walked six and surrendered six hits. Burrows threw 77 pitches tonight across four innings.
Important fieldwork from the department of Seatback Anthropology.
Bro looked up from his cheese plate and discovered the working class.
Big lesson - people in economy class have bosses and are doing their work for them while they post class warfare.
Founders tweet, employees work.
When Christian Walker is at bat.
Is this the first example of a person telling themSELVES to go back to the bad place?
More of this. More self-deportation.
I am a man who is enjoying Astros pitching. That’s all. This is fun!
I felt the same about Mexico/Italy. Who knew it would be so consequential? It ended up being a laffer for Italy. But still. Happy accident.
Randy Arozarena is now posting pictures of himself at the WBC hugging players from other countries to just to rub it in Cal Raleigh's face. Good. Let him twist in the wind for that Little League ass attitude and then trying to play it off with all his apologists cheering him. Fuck Cal Raleigh.
So long as you don’t have to drive anywhere near Ocala you should be alright.
We’re a week behind you!
My personal spiritually perfect total mess movie is The Core.
Jake just made a great catch, truly we’re ready. #Astros
… an issue that can be easily fixed by saying “the average American network TV watcher.”
Leading from the back, it’s called.
In person they look great. Fundamental and confident.
This is the best shit ever.
Mexican national anthem RIPS
Daikin Park, siamo dentro di te.
Daikin Park, estamos dentro de ti.
Acclimating to MLB from NPB is super hard. That’s all I got.
Even tho it’s spring training, I’m not saying a goddamn thing.
Worse tragedy - the 1900 Galveston hurricane or Whataburger selling out to the Culligan Man?
welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason
Aaron Judge is the biggest clownfraud in baseball history, more and more are saying it
SEA may be around that number if their pitching turns out the way I feel.
You were pretty low a few weeks ago. I wanna say you were around 70-something then. Has it gone down?
Feels like that would make cracking 80 wins damn near impossible.
On the bright side,
Honestly, if you think about it, Big Dumper and the Seattle Mariners have let the whole United States down.
Abreu as closer ain’t the worst bandaid in the world.